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Kairisti 

Name given to a beautiful, sexy girl who makes girls want to be her, and guys want to have her. She's got big green eyes, and has a big ba-donk-a-donk to go with it. She has a sassy, sarcastic ersonality, but if you aren't lameskee...she'll love you! She's the best friend any one could get wish for. She is an amazing listener, gives good advice, is easy to talk to, lightens up and mood, worships strawberry jam, and makes amazing music videos. She also favors 7-11 slurpees and nice, soft toilet paper.
Wow, did you see that beautiful Kairisti, the one with the green eyes?
Kairisti by hi i'm salt! June 14, 2010
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Kiiristian 

a) A supporter or worshiper of dictatorship in all its form.

b) It also means a person who blindly follow an individual or paid to be loyal to that individual. the word was first coined to refer to supporters of dictator Salva Kiir Mayardit. President of South Sudan.
John is a Kiiristian. give him a bone and he will appreciate you for life.
Kiiristian by Sudoz June 1, 2017

KairosTime Gaming

The Game Theory of the Brawl Stars world.
KairosTime Gaming is basically Game Theory for Brawl Stars
KairosTime Gaming by Chocolate5050 February 1, 2021

Dirty Karistionna 

An act of masterbation. While using a curling iron as a dildo, you turn it on and go until you cannot stand the heat.
I cannot wait for Friday night, the girls and I are gonna have a Dirty Karistionna competition at Karen’s house.

kairisviagrapillz 

person1: you know ray aka kairisviagrapillz?
person2: yeah that gay kairi fp???
person1: yeah it’s their birthday on september 5th
kairisviagrapillz by ur moms bff September 4, 2021

kiristina 

an extremly beautiful girl, who cares about others before her self, shes know to date boys named stephen, she is a tattooed goddess and is a knock out at all times, she can make you laugh and shes an animal in the sheets and is known for only smoking bud out of a hello-kitty bowl
fatass nice boobies juicy lips kiristina
kiristina by the bud smoker January 1, 2012
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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