Kairisti

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Name given to a beautiful, sexy girl who makes girls want to be her, and guys want to have her. She's got big green eyes, and has a big ba-donk-a-donk to go with it. She has a sassy, sarcastic ersonality, but if you aren't lameskee...she'll love you! She's the best friend any one could get wish for. She is an amazing listener, gives good advice, is easy to talk to, lightens up and mood, worships strawberry jam, and makes amazing music videos. She also favors 7-11 slurpees and nice, soft toilet paper.

Wow, did you see that beautiful Kairisti, the one with the green eyes?

Kairisti by hi i'm salt! June 14, 2010

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Kiiristian

a) A supporter or worshiper of dictatorship in all its form.

b) It also means a person who blindly follow an individual or paid to be loyal to that individual. the word was first coined to refer to supporters of dictator Salva Kiir Mayardit. President of South Sudan.

John is a Kiiristian. give him a bone and he will appreciate you for life.

Kiiristian by Sudoz June 1, 2017

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KairosTime Gaming

The Game Theory of the Brawl Stars world.

KairosTime Gaming is basically Game Theory for Brawl Stars

KairosTime Gaming by Chocolate5050 February 1, 2021

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Dirty Karistionna

An act of masterbation. While using a curling iron as a dildo, you turn it on and go until you cannot stand the heat.

I cannot wait for Friday night, the girls and I are gonna have a Dirty Karistionna competition at Karen’s house.

Dirty Karistionna by CuckNorris12 June 14, 2020

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kairisviagrapillz

a gay ass kairi stan

person1: you know ray aka kairisviagrapillz?
person2: yeah that gay kairi fp???
person1: yeah it’s their birthday on september 5th

kairisviagrapillz by ur moms bff September 4, 2021

kiristina

an extremly beautiful girl, who cares about others before her self, shes know to date boys named stephen, she is a tattooed goddess and is a knock out at all times, she can make you laugh and shes an animal in the sheets and is known for only smoking bud out of a hello-kitty bowl

fatass nice boobies juicy lips kiristina

kiristina by the bud smoker January 1, 2012

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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