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An amazing Pearson who will always have your back and cares about your feelings and usually will pick a fight or two.
Klarke is such a good friend
Someone who is unnaturally strong in his own right. Someone who acts or looks very cool.
Basically you can call "Klark" a person who can be looked upon.
Examples would be ones like Batman or Superman. Although origin of this word is unknown, but it may very well be a derivative from Superman's first name "Clark" Kent.
This word is rarely applicable to real people and is often used to praise fictional characters in films or anime.
Anime examples are "WhiteBeard" from "One Piece", "Yamamoto Genryūsai" from bleach, "Sarutobi Hiruzen" from "Naruto".
--Someone beats the shit out of 20 man--
What a Klark!

--Guy outsmarts everyone and comes on top--
What a Klark is he, god dammit!
Klark by GoldsmithSmarty July 3, 2017

Rawddee Klarkke 

Rawddee Klarkke
Pronounced: /Rod Clark/. A licensed therapist from a small town in Idaho that can help you get through your breakfast cereal related PTSD.

Relations:
Doog Klarkke /Dog/ (Brother): Licensed psychologist, helps you with things you can't do. So anyone with enough time to find this, getting girls.
Relees Klarkke /Release/ (Sister): Certified swim instructor and life guard. Also known for her kind eyes and happy demeanor.
"Bro, after I almost drown in my 'Malt-O-Meal Cinnamon Toasters®' I had to call Rawddee Klarkke to help me".

Klarkommtechhouse 

Klarkommtechhouse is an insanely driving subgenre of Tech House. It is characterized by a heavy bassline which will make you never want to stop. Most of the time it is mixed up with crazy percussion elements and vocals.
If you're ever in a situation where you feel that you have to klarkommen, then you should definitely give Klarkommtechhouse a try.

The term first came up in summer of 2022 and originated from 3 alien people who all were part of the same space alliance called "KLARKOMM". They went through a wormhole which connected Frankfurt am Main and the planet 2C-B, while definitely needing a Klarkommkeule um klarzukommen.
Could we please listen to some Klarkommtechhouse after smoking the Klarkommkeule? I think the ketamine is hitting me way to hard and I really need it for Klarkomm purposes.

Marky Kilarky

Popularized by the endearing jingle. . ."Marky Kilarky-My Irish Boyfriend."
I am going to dance a jig and sing of Marky Kilarky-My Irish Boyfriend!
Marky Kilarky by one smart gal August 7, 2009

Klarky Kat 

"Lets get semi dimensional on klarky kat!"
Klarky Kat by Barry January 30, 2004
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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