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1. The next time I see Judy, I'm going to kazan her brains out.

2. I can't sit down, Max kazanned my anus for three hours last night.
kazan by Sammy Jenkis April 17, 2006
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A shot in golf in which the ball comes into contact with a stray can of spam. This incures a 2 stroke penalty.
God dammit! Why the hell did I have to shoot a fucking kazan?
Kazan by Gunoung7 August 23, 2004

Ladislav kazán 

A sick cunt.
Also known as lasička.
The fucking laziest cunt out there
Boy1:where the fuck is ken ?
Boy2:well ladislav kazán.

Next time i show you how to fist ur ass.

Kakanaharry 

Girl #1: "Man Tommy is sooo hot, I would love to get with him!"
Girl #2: "You should! I got with him last year and it was amazing! I got an STD though, but you know... kakanaharry."
Kakanaharry by Thomas Randy III November 3, 2016

Kaan Giray Alpat 

Kaan Giray Alpat is the son of famous musician Emrah Alpat, he is mostly known for his performance at Zorlu Center in Istanbul and his guitar cover of Samurai Chippin'.

Kaan Giray Alpat also known by his nickname ''Keyn'', is commonly used as an insult or a way to make fun of someone.

Most of the time people only use ''Kaan'' but there are some occasions where ''Giray'' and ''Alpat'' are used.
Some examples are:
Stop being a kaan.

You're such a kaan.

If you do this you're an alpat.

This homework is so giray.

Hey are you Kaan Giray Alpat?
Kaan Giray Alpat by MaxAyberk December 5, 2021
Where do i even start, Kaan is the most kindest, beautiful and loyal person in the world. He’s tall, in a good fit and nice dressed. He’s gorgeous but sometimes he just doesn’t see it. He cares much about his family and friends. He is really helpfull whenever someone feels down.

For Kaan loyalty is number 1, he is always loyal to others and the better you know the more you will see. You can talk about all your problems with a Kaan. He really likes to help you and this will make you both better in a relation.

Kaan is a very romantic person, which likes to be with his love, making some #goals pictures and calling all night with his one and only love. He’s always there for you en will never let you down. Once his heart will be broken he will be very emotional. Thinking about the same person over and over again. Still loving but can’t say anything. Just waiting for answers from the person he loves.

Laughing, Crying, and having memorable memories with his family or friends.

Kaan is just not replaceable. Once you got it, keep him forever. If u know a Kaan ur very lucky. Everyone needs someone like Kaan as a friend.

Kaan if u see this, u have a beautiful name. I love you soomuch!
Kaan is a beautiful and gorgeous person with a good heart.