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avi kaplan 

1. (for normal people) Avriel "Avi" Kaplan is a deep bass singer, songwriter, composer, arranger, and BBQ enthusiast. He is best known for being the bass in Grammy-nominated Pentatonix.

2. A sexy bass man that can shake

your insides like a wooden roller coaster. He is a He is a person that looks like a hairy baby. His Twitter is often confused for a food and BBQ update account. His hips never lie. EVER. He is a HUGE fan of dragons and Lord of the Rings.
1. It has been scientifically proven that Avi Kaplan sexually frustrates people.

2. "Lord of the Rings will always remind me of Avi Kaplan."
avi kaplan by SuperFcute December 14, 2014
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Andrew's katana

Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.
"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action
Andrew's katana by millsad November 8, 2015

Katlamity 

A magical land of absolute Cat-chaos painted in the soft hues of love, compassion and empathy..
Jane's world is Katlamity, where feral cats become cherished family members. Leave no cat behind.
Katlamity by goodneighbor2 May 22, 2013
A cute girl you want to be seen with she is a little shy at first but once you get to know her she is a funny bubbly person! She is always there for you when you are feeling down, and is very loyal
Person 1: omg katelan is so sweet
Person2: I know and pretty
katelan by Barny34 August 30, 2017

Katanatard 

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.
I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...
Kind hearted girl who loves to hangout with friends and family.
shes gregarious and easily makes friends. trustworthy and fun to be around
that girl is so katiana, i want to be her friend!
Katiana by anonymousgurrrl October 31, 2011