katholicism 

Katholicism is a religion where we worship our God Kathy bates there are also 10 commandments and more to our religion. instead of oh my god we say oh my Kathy for we worship Kathy and she is our way to redemption on our souls and hearts. All katholics love and respect eachother. There is no lgbtq+ phobia or you have sind and will not be forgiven by Kathy we are all bad bitches and hate Mike Pence 🥰 (aka the general chat on October 7th). Also robert Pattinson important to us and so is Noah miller (ew). We also want Trisha paytas to join our religion so she to can be one with Kathy like the rest of us. We are working on a Bible I believe ( if we don't have a Bible Kathy will be mad). Also Kathy is all we need and all we will ever need in like for we are the church of katholicism and we stand for Kathy.

Amburr Kathy is apart of a religion called katholicism

katholicism by Queenvictorballsack October 7, 2020

reverse catholicism

When you molest the priests.

I showed that priest some Reverse Catholicism and got my uNF on.

reverse catholicism by ecaleohs April 25, 2017

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

Cafeteria Catholicism by Mel December 3, 2005

smorgasbord Catholicism 

Pickin the Catholic doctrines you like, ignoring the ones you don't. Generally frowned upon by the Church.

Ben Doverman accepts that God will forgive him for anything through Reconciliation, but doesn't believe contraceptives are a sin, therefore he is contributing to smorgasbord Catholicism.

smorgasbord Catholicism by WTFISAPAPOOSE September 22, 2008

Kentholicism 

The faith, practice, or system of worship of the "Ken". Practitioners are called Keninites and they follow the teachings of Ken. Some rules include not mentioning certain topics of Ken's choosing, followers can not receive presents, they are not allow to chew with their mouths full, etc. Kentolicism has become very widely respected in it's small community of practitioners, but it will surely spread through the use of psychological tactics, including, but not limited to the Vulcan Mind Meld.

Person A: Do you want a new phone for your birthday?
Person B: Sorry, my religion, Kentholicism won't allow it.
Person A: Why? That's stupid.
Person B: Hey, I don't make the rules

Kentholicism by meow430 March 14, 2010

Katholocism 

A wonderful religion practiced by thousands. Dedicated to our lord and savior, Kathy bates. Practices include boosting Kathy Bates on Famous Birthdays, cosplaying Kathy Bates AT LEAST once a year, reading the Batesble, and making sure to follow all of the 10 Kathy Kommandments! There is a Discord and several other social medias dedicated to the religion. This religion fully supports LGBTQ+!
Kamen! :)

(Person 1) Hey have you heard about that awesome religion?

(Person 2) What?

(Person 1) Katholocism! It is where you worship Kathy Bates.

(Both people in unison) Praise Kathy Bates!

Katholocism by Cat in the hat ;P October 9, 2020

Orthodox Catholicism 

The True Church of Christ

I follow Orthodox Catholicism

Orthodox Catholicism by orthodox easton August 16, 2022