Katholocism

A wonderful religion practiced by thousands. Dedicated to our lord and savior, Kathy bates. Practices include boosting Kathy Bates on Famous Birthdays, cosplaying Kathy Bates AT LEAST once a year, reading the Batesble, and making sure to follow all of the 10 Kathy Kommandments! There is a Discord and several other social medias dedicated to the religion. This religion fully supports LGBTQ+!
Kamen! :)

(Person 1) Hey have you heard about that awesome religion?

(Person 2) What?

(Person 1) Katholocism! It is where you worship Kathy Bates.

(Both people in unison) Praise Kathy Bates!

Katholocism by Cat in the hat ;P October 9, 2020

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katholicism

Katholicism is a religion where we worship our God Kathy bates there are also 10 commandments and more to our religion. instead of oh my god we say oh my Kathy for we worship Kathy and she is our way to redemption on our souls and hearts. All katholics love and respect eachother. There is no lgbtq+ phobia or you have sind and will not be forgiven by Kathy we are all bad bitches and hate Mike Pence 🥰 (aka the general chat on October 7th). Also robert Pattinson important to us and so is Noah miller (ew). We also want Trisha paytas to join our religion so she to can be one with Kathy like the rest of us. We are working on a Bible I believe ( if we don't have a Bible Kathy will be mad). Also Kathy is all we need and all we will ever need in like for we are the church of katholicism and we stand for Kathy.

Amburr Kathy is apart of a religion called katholicism

katholicism by Queenvictorballsack October 7, 2020

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Catholocism

A very large and powerful cult.

Catholocism will fuck your mind, boy. And the priests will fuck your ass.

Catholocism by Reasoner July 7, 2009

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Catholocism

A particular virulent strain of the Christianity disease which causes more violent symptoms, including delusions, arrogance, hatred of other religions and homosexuals, and a strange heady feelings that patients describe as "faith" or "the holy spirit."

Man: Can you tell me what is wrong with me?
Doctor: I'm sorry. You've come down with Christianity. There is no cure.
Man: Dear God! How bad is it?
Doctor: It is probably too late. It's advanced into full-scale Catholocism.
Man: At least I will have faith.

Catholocism by alpPDCjr12 April 9, 2009

Striver

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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
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Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

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- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

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