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Katanatard 

A person who unquestioningly believes any (or possibly every) myth, no matter how incredulous, about the cutting power, efficiency, design, manufacture, materials (typically the steel) and other attributes of the katana (whether an artifact or a replica), especially in the hands of a samurai, ninja or some other action hero. Typically, the katanatard will also feel the need to make similar extravagant claims him/herself to everyone else (especially any skeptics), in spite of a typically superficial knowledge at best of militaria and military history. Often also a japanophile, sometimes also an otaku, and possibly, but not necessarily, also someone with a sexual fetish for the katana.

Origin: Blend of "katana" and "retard", probably modeled on "fucktard" and similar words with -tard as the second element.
I heard this one guy on the boards go: "European plate armor? That's the best you can do? Please. An Edo-Period katana could cleave a Sherman Tank in two." Damn katanatards these days...
A girl who is every bit crazy but is a amazing friend. Don't mess with katanna or she will most likely mess up your face. Katanna's are a rare breed and if you can find a girl as amazing as her then your lucky because there is no one better at being a friend . Katanna's are usually red heads or brunettes and are extremely pretty and have beautiful eyes. She is adventurous and isn't afraid to go cliff- diving or parachuting. She looks danger in the eyes and couldn't be more brave. She also is the best person to take to a party. If you can find a katanna then you are a very lucky person.
Person 1: Wow did you see that girl beat the sh*t out of that guy?!

Person 2: Yea that was katanna.
Katanna by Crazedandfree November 18, 2013

katakana 

It is a Japanese syllabary alphabet used to spell out foreign, now mostly English words. Consists of approx. 45 syllables, which can be further modified with accents "=b and °=p, prolongations (nigori) and smaller versions of vowels, ya-yu-yo and tsu. It doesn't allow for an exact transliteration, thus introducing a thick Japanese accent.
George > jio-ji
America > amerika
burger > ba-ga-
Windows > uindo-zu
katakana by Zdenek June 8, 2004

Katakana 

katakana "カタカナ" is one of the three Japanese writing systems; including Hiragana, and Kanji. katakana is mostly used for foreign words (usually English.) So Car becomes
"クルマ"(kuruma) and burger becomes "バーガー"(baagaa)

the full Katakana Alphabet:

a i u e o
アイウエオ
カキクケコK
サシスセソS
タチツテトT
ナニヌネノN
マミムメモM
ハヒフヘホH
ヤ ユ ヨY
ラリルレロR
ワ ヲW

ン n
ダヂヅデドD
ザジズゼゾZ
バビブベボB
パピプペポP
Katakana is my favorite writing system
カタカナは私の好きな文章システムです

Yes. I am a weeb.
はい 私のウェッブです
Katakana by alexjk2004 December 15, 2018
a very cool way to say that "i want to fuck you" without actually giving a straight form of the word "fuck"
come to my house tonight and i'll katanna you
katanna by littletowin August 6, 2008

katakana 

another word for blowjob (used in a sentence as "suck on")
katakana deez nuts
katakana by underrated7867_uhh April 22, 2023