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Karate Raccoon
That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.
Karate Raccoon by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020
Related Words
Kasrat • karate • karate kid • Karate Chop • karat • Kasra • karate cock • Karate Explosion • Kairat • karate champ
Karate Mom
A karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher IQ and well disciplined children. While her kids COULD kick soccer mom's kids' butts, they choose not to.
Hey - your friend is such a great mom, she's so smart and her kids are so well behaved!
Yeah, she's a karate mom!
Yeah, she's a karate mom!
Karate Mom by TwinsHappenTwice May 3, 2011
Kasra
Mexican Ground Karate
A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.
Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"
Mexican Ground Karate by Craig Jones' sweaty jockstrap October 21, 2021
No Karate In The Pit
When some random person who has clearly never been in a mosh pit decides to start flailing his arms around like a retard and smacks people in the face
everyone else: (pushes each other aggressively and yelling)
Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)
Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit
Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)
Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit
No Karate In The Pit by No-Karate-In-The-Pit October 15, 2018
karate kid law
karate kid law by JoeShroe February 27, 2017
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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