Skip to main content
Sinking a pleasure yacht to cover up a murder.
Totally not a murderer who owns a yacht: "Shit, gonna have to pull another karluck"
Words you can keep

Kārļuks 

This man is the hottest man you will ever meet. He's skinny, but fit. Brown hair and the prettiest blue eyes. He's cute and sexy at the same time. He knows how to make his girl smile. He's a man who you can always have a good time with. His dreams are as big as his heart and he will always help somebody out if they need him. He is respectful and kind. He likes playing computer games and spending his time on discord. Kārļuks also goes by "the best beat maker alive" and "Navroku". He's very talented. He's funny. He's sweet and independent. He's the best friend you can ever imagine having, and for sure the best boyfriend a girl can imagine having. You can always talk to him about anything, at any hour of the day or night. He is very sexy and has a big dick :)
Everybody needs a Kārļuks in their life.
Kārļuks by hisgirl:* January 25, 2021
Related Words

karbucks 

the kuad spot, where kuad plays poker, the awesome game, and drinks lots of coffee, and rules the world.
"hey kool e o you want to go to karbucks?"
karbucks by kourney January 21, 2005

Karlukification

A narrowed version of Turkification that focuses on Karluk Turkic peoples (mainly Uzbeks and Uyghurs, as well as other Karluk-related groups), with the aim to create a unified Karluk-backed theme and removing earlier non-Karluk links.
The Uzbeks were originally a Kipchak people under Muhammad Shaybani, who expelled the Timurids out of Central Asia and seized the former Chagatai realm. Once they conquered the Central Asian heartland, the Shaybanid Uzbeks underwent a massive Karlukification, out of their admiration of Timur and the Timurid achievements. By the 17th century, the Uzbeks were largely assimilated and lost their original Kipchak origins, thus forming the identity of modern Karlukified Uzbeks that reside in modern-day Uzbekistan and nearby.
Karlukification by The Doraemons February 14, 2026
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
Next