karlstrøm

Karlstrøm is just the most magical after name u can get. Karlstrøm only fit one famili reeeellyyy good and that’s the one in ski. A Karlstrøm is handy and artistic and very energetic. A Karlstrøm lives up to be the best person u will know. Get u a Karlstrøm.

Person 1: oh wow that person is so handy
Person 2: and artistic

Person 3: and energetic

Person 4: that must be a Karlstrøm from ski

by Mhm;) October 17, 2019

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Kallstrom

The breed that is referred to by the last name “Kallström” is rare. Usually of the white-red tone, they range in many different sizes. Hailing originally from Northern Europe, the migrants dropped the umlaut from above the ‘o’ and continued on to Canada. Here, they marveled at the sports ‘hokey’ and sing-along karaoke. They also tasted for the first time the wine of the gods, beer. When the degrees dropped startlingly, the warm-blooded creatures traveled south into the realm of the US of A. Not all made it out of the blizzard state of Canadia. Those in the US of A settled in farming nations, raising children and sheep. Friends of the Indians, they now have found peace. Anti-social by nature, these creatures have learned to acclimate to the robber baron ways of the US of A.

"Is that a Goolie or a Canuck, eh?"

"Neither...that's a Kallstrom, eh."

by EcObAmIcS January 23, 2009

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