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Karl Johan 

Its a norwegian guy with a big viking cock.
OMG his cock is so big. his name must be Karl Johan

Karl-Johan 

A nickname given to someone, whose behaviour is insanely idiotic. Often said in a joking manner.
Person A: That Elias guy is an idiot!
Person B: Yeah, a real Karl-Johan
Karl-Johan by Aabank April 11, 2017

karl-johan 

Karl-Johan is a person who is a famous badmintonplayer from sweden. He is often using a femail bodylangue. He is also a very akward socialy talanted man. He is very afraid of animals and can not laugh. He is awsome.
Oh, I should put some Karl-Johan in My toast!
karl-johan by //Nosen October 14, 2017

karl-johan 

An ugly butt tall guy who’s cousin is fat as Fuck
Have you noticed how tall Karl-Johan is?
karl-johan by Bigdickbill00 March 21, 2018

Karl jóhan thomsen 

Karl jóhan thomsen is a teacher with a blue nose and when its very cold it is purple. He is also a mushroom. he like dicks and touch kids like vikk.
my nose is blue
my nose is Karl jóhan thomsen
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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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