karbalaeia 

An arabic word, meaning an old man whos beard is so long its ready to go under the grave. Basically saying go die you old peice of shit.

Arabic Guy: Weeee karbalaeia!

karbalaeia by Robert Mikel Stone January 16, 2010

Kabalarian 

The Kabalarian philosophy is a religious 'cult' based on the teachings of Alfred J. Parker. They base a large part of the teachings around Name Analysis. Despite the use of the word 'Kabala' in the word, Kabalarian Philosophy is not related to the teachings or practitioners of Kabala.

A Kabalarian philosophy teaches that you might be happier with a different first name that matches your last name better.

Kabalarian by Festerius April 17, 2006

Kabalarian Philosophy 

The Canadian Encyclopedia has called the Kabalarian Philosophy the world's smallest religion. Founded in the 1930s by Alfred J. Parker, this philosophical religion teaches the Mathematical Principle relating mathematics, language, name, mind, and Consciousness.

The Philosophy teaches that the name, being composed of mathematically ordered symbols of language, represents a mathematical formula that influences an individual's entire life. They teach that name is the means by which the abstract forces of Consciousness are brought into form through these name formulas.

They offer Name Reports to validate this teaching, and balance names to bring these forces into harmony. They teach that unbalanced names adversely influence health, limit success, and disturb one's overall happiness, harmony, and balance.

Their website has over 750,000 brief name analyses to demonstrate this theory.

The Kabalarian Philosophy balances names to improve the overall health, happiness, and well-being of the child or adult.

Kabalarian Philosophy by daken February 20, 2009

Kabalarian 

Someone who practices Kabala.

Madonna is a Kabalarian.

Kabalarian by Marii July 1, 2005