kapowie

term in auto sales when a salesman sells a car

selling a car is just like fishing, you bait the hook, you throw it out, then you reel them in real slow, you ask them questions about their family and you act like you're interested and then once you get their trust, kapowie! you just sold a car.

by vicmanfig June 12, 2016

kapowie

The suprise, forceful insertion of fingers into a womans ass during cunnilingus.

Girl: uh uh uh
guy: Kapowie!!!
Girl: Ahhh what the fuck?!

Girl 1: This guy kapowied me last night.
Girl 2: I hate when that happens. Asshole

by senorboombox December 12, 2014

kapowie

to bang heads and yell kapowie

kila: branni, you just kapowied me really good.

branni: Did it hurt?

Kila: Yes, Very bad.

by kilabranni August 6, 2008

Kapowie

Pimp word.

Slut: Want some head?
Pimp: Kapowie

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

Kapowee

"Use it when it feels right. That is the true definition of 'Kapowee'."
- Jadé Tuncdoruk

Jadé looks so kapowee today! 😍

by matxhewg October 9, 2018

Wowie Kazowie

Wowie Kazowie is an expression used to express great surprise and wonder in response to a mind-boggling statement.

Linda: “Bob there’s something I need to tell you.”
Bob:” And what would that be, sweetie?”
Linda: “I’ve been cheating on you with joe”
Bob: “Wowie Kazowie!”

Bob:*jumps off cliff*
Linda: “wait no it was for a meeeeeeeeme...”

by BigBrainMan69420 November 13, 2019

wowie kazowie productions

an amateur independent film production company founded in Amityville, NY by some kids in their teens thinking making movies would be fun. Since their creation in 2000, they have many numerous senseless and self-referential shorts that can only be described as "hyper-reality comedic adventures." Some of these include the Wasted Series, Necromania, The Passion of the Myspace, the Harry Potter series, and Amityvillians. As of 2007, they currently have two feature length films: the shitty one called Amity, and the slightly less shitty one called Ultimate Sacrifice and the Holy Grail. What will they do next? No one cares.

"Dude, I just watched a Wowie Kazowie Production"
"What was it about?"
"Fuck if i should know. It didn't make sense"

"Hey, who are those losers always filming movies around the high school?"
"Oh, thats just Wowie Kazowie Productions"

by Fred Jones December 11, 2008