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term in auto sales when a salesman sells a car
selling a car is just like fishing, you bait the hook, you throw it out, then you reel them in real slow, you ask them questions about their family and you act like you're interested and then once you get their trust, kapowie! you just sold a car.
kapowie by vicmanfig June 12, 2016
Words you can keep
The suprise, forceful insertion of fingers into a womans ass during cunnilingus.
Girl: uh uh uh
guy: Kapowie!!!
Girl: Ahhh what the fuck?!

Girl 1: This guy kapowied me last night.
Girl 2: I hate when that happens. Asshole
kapowie by senorboombox December 12, 2014
to bang heads and yell kapowie
kila: branni, you just kapowied me really good.

branni: Did it hurt?

Kila: Yes, Very bad.

kapowie by kilabranni August 6, 2008
Slut: Want some head?
Pimp: Kapowie
Kapowie by Anonymous July 18, 2003
"Use it when it feels right. That is the true definition of 'Kapowee'."
- Jadé Tuncdoruk
Jadé looks so kapowee today! 😍
Kapowee by matxhewg October 9, 2018

Wowie Kazowie 

Wowie Kazowie is an expression used to express great surprise and wonder in response to a mind-boggling statement.
Linda: “Bob there’s something I need to tell you.”
Bob:” And what would that be, sweetie?”
Linda: “I’ve been cheating on you with joe”
Bob: “Wowie Kazowie!”

Bob:*jumps off cliff*
Linda: “wait no it was for a meeeeeeeeme...”
Wowie Kazowie by BigBrainMan69420 November 13, 2019

wowie kazowie productions

an amateur independent film production company founded in Amityville, NY by some kids in their teens thinking making movies would be fun. Since their creation in 2000, they have many numerous senseless and self-referential shorts that can only be described as "hyper-reality comedic adventures." Some of these include the Wasted Series, Necromania, The Passion of the Myspace, the Harry Potter series, and Amityvillians. As of 2007, they currently have two feature length films: the shitty one called Amity, and the slightly less shitty one called Ultimate Sacrifice and the Holy Grail. What will they do next? No one cares.
"Dude, I just watched a Wowie Kazowie Production"
"What was it about?"
"Fuck if i should know. It didn't make sense"

"Hey, who are those losers always filming movies around the high school?"
"Oh, thats just Wowie Kazowie Productions"
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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