kapants

Those super fly baggy "shorts" that stretch damn near your ankles. Worn exclusively by ghetto ass mo-fo's and thugs.

Aww, shit- summers here! I'mma rock da kapants and holla at the bitches- you know they up in Popeye's.

kapants by Gruffalicious June 14, 2010

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kapants

Not quite pants, but not quite capris.

And therefore kapants.

Check out dat dumb bitch yo, she has kapants on!

kapants by Captn Crunk June 13, 2004

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kapants • Kapansky • kpants

kpants

The original European spelling of the modern day word pants.

The meaning and pronunciation is the same as it always has been, but when the founding fathers of America were editing English vocabulary for use in the new world they decided that a silent "k" was too unnecessary and complex, even for modern day English.

"Good morrow my fine fellow!" said George Washington to Benjamin Franklin. "Those are some very fine new kpants you are wearing."

kpants by DeepDarkHana March 9, 2011

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Kapansky

A Spongebob loving, pink and yellow frog underwear wearing, fart hating, violin playing, breakfast essential eating ant

Hey look over at that ant wearing frog underwear after she just dissected a frog, she's a total Kapansky.

Kapansky by GatheringofMoisture June 16, 2011

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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