kapants

Those super fly baggy "shorts" that stretch damn near your ankles. Worn exclusively by ghetto ass mo-fo's and thugs.

Aww, shit- summers here! I'mma rock da kapants and holla at the bitches- you know they up in Popeye's.

kapants by Gruffalicious June 14, 2010

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kapants

Not quite pants, but not quite capris.

And therefore kapants.

Check out dat dumb bitch yo, she has kapants on!

kapants by Captn Crunk June 13, 2004

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kapants • Kapansky • kpants

kpants

The original European spelling of the modern day word pants.

The meaning and pronunciation is the same as it always has been, but when the founding fathers of America were editing English vocabulary for use in the new world they decided that a silent "k" was too unnecessary and complex, even for modern day English.

"Good morrow my fine fellow!" said George Washington to Benjamin Franklin. "Those are some very fine new kpants you are wearing."

kpants by DeepDarkHana March 9, 2011

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Kapansky

A Spongebob loving, pink and yellow frog underwear wearing, fart hating, violin playing, breakfast essential eating ant

Hey look over at that ant wearing frog underwear after she just dissected a frog, she's a total Kapansky.

Kapansky by GatheringofMoisture June 16, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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