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His shit is so kanpeki right, I can't ~~~
kanpeki by shishudesu February 15, 2024
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A little snugglemuffin who has done nothing wrong and has never been mean to anyone but still get bullied and has it rough.
"Yo man, it's okay, you were just the Kaneki of the situation!"
kaneki by SnugglemuffinStatus February 8, 2015
Poor kaneki did nothing wrong and had his world came falling down, then he turns out to be really cool and crazy after being tortured for a while
Jason: *cracks index finger*

Kaneki: *cracks index finger*
Kaneki by Dokidokitodoroki April 4, 2020

kaneki ken 

black haired: a kawaii snuggle muffin who did nothing wrong
White haired: bad ass motherfucker that is hot af
Look! A wild KANEKI KEN appeared!
kaneki ken by Kawaii desu July 16, 2015

Kaneki ken 

A sweet cute boy that will do anything to please anyone. As a ghoul has had a hard life but is a hot ass fucker.
Person 1: can I fuck kaneki ken
Kaneki ken by G0lftheplayer August 26, 2015
A two sided person. The first side is cute and innocent. The other is a complete badass and hot.
Person: i didn't know they were such a kaneki
Kaneki by Jason_JaSoN July 13, 2020

Kaneki Ken 

1) The main character in a show called Tokyo Ghoul.

2) Someone who didn’t deserve any of the bad things that happened to him
Sane person: Kaneki Ken is an amazing guy who deserves a happy ending.
Kaneki Ken by Kholl0238 January 1, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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