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Brain dead individual who has no concept of basic life skills

Hey Kalufa

kalufa by Smartass67 July 15, 2020

Words you can keep

kalofae

Samoan word for 'so sad"

Kalofae, the old lady is working in the hot sun.

kalofae by Ekmw.92 August 9, 2017

Related Words

kalufa • Kalifa • kaluna • kaluf • Kalulambi • kalafaggot • kalafatis • kalfass • Kalfayan • kalifala

Wiz Kalifa

A Wiz Kalifa aka a "Salty lemonade" or a "Mello Yellow " is a sexual act similar to a snowball but with urine instead of semen. After urinating in the recipients mouth. It is then spit back into the mouth of the urinator. Often seen in speciality porn

I was watching a kinky adult movie & after defecating on each other the couple then "Wiz Kalifa'd" each other.

Wiz Kalifa by Gary Zoolander December 7, 2012

The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise

When a girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!"

Bradley decided he was going to break it off with Kammy, but before he broke the news he pulled off the Kaluha mudslide surprise...that dirty bastard.

The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise by Stevie Y April 13, 2006

Kalfayan

Strong, Smart, Loyal, and Happy

They are, "Kalfayan!"

Kalfayan by emilejfagerstromiv May 21, 2019

Kalubala

The Newest riding Name for marijuana, Kalubala was invented by local PotHeads Junior Martinez and Junior Solis. They came across this name by fucking around trying to invent a new language. When they started saying "Kalubala' over and over agian one of them said "brooo, Kalubala means Marijuana maannn" And thus the new trending nick name arose from the shadows of Stoner Engineering. KALUBALA!

Jr Solis: "Hey Jr lets go get some Kalubala maan!!"
Jr Martinez: "Oooh! Kalubala"

Kalubala by Agent Bud August 12, 2014

Kalifa

\k(a)-li-fa\, pronounced kah-LEE-fah (though often said as kah-lee-fuh) is a Somalian name meaning "Holy girl". Kalifa is a humble loving person who loves to love and be loved by others. Pleasing God is also of utmost importance to the Kalifa.

That girl looks like a Kalifa, she is very sweet.

Kalifa by Ken Ping May 19, 2010

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026