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kalteen bar
In the movie Mean Girls, Kalteen bars were a swedish protein bar that makes you gain weight like crazy.
Shane Oman: Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?
Regina: I'm starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
Regina: I'm starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf -
she spits out the bite of the bar that she was chewing, and then she lets out a high-pitched scream
Regina: Aaaaaaaah!
kalteen bar by Crystalbell December 3, 2013
Kareena
Kareena's are definitely the people you want to be around!!!
Kareena's are kind, amazing, radiant, elegant, expressive, nice, and overall awesome. Kareena's can balance good grades, after school activities, and a great personality. They tend to have lots of loving friends, but they can be a real asshole when they want to. Kareena's also tend to be noisy and have slight trust issues. But as long as your friends with a Kareena you'll be loved.
Did I also forget to mention that Kareena's are awesome.
Kareena's are kind, amazing, radiant, elegant, expressive, nice, and overall awesome. Kareena's can balance good grades, after school activities, and a great personality. They tend to have lots of loving friends, but they can be a real asshole when they want to. Kareena's also tend to be noisy and have slight trust issues. But as long as your friends with a Kareena you'll be loved.
Did I also forget to mention that Kareena's are awesome.
Kareena by Unicorn Lover 🦄✨ March 21, 2017
Karleen
Germanic/Scandinavian for feminine, or womanly.
A woman of great elegance, beauty, and intelligence.
Shy, sensitive, gentle, patient,lively and
exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the
considerable depths of their character,
under a cloak of frivolity.
A graceful dancer, known to cast magick spells with the
rhythm of her feet, and swaying of her hips. An amazing,
and insatiable lover, always eager to learn more.
Enchanting eyes, that will pull you into their depths,
as she surrounds you with the warmth of her smile.
Loyal to her friends, and lovers, she will never betray your trust.
A woman of great elegance, beauty, and intelligence.
Shy, sensitive, gentle, patient,lively and
exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the
considerable depths of their character,
under a cloak of frivolity.
A graceful dancer, known to cast magick spells with the
rhythm of her feet, and swaying of her hips. An amazing,
and insatiable lover, always eager to learn more.
Enchanting eyes, that will pull you into their depths,
as she surrounds you with the warmth of her smile.
Loyal to her friends, and lovers, she will never betray your trust.
kareen
a curly headed cutie with a big heart that cares for others and puts no hesitation in putting her life at risk for others and she will most likely have a bestfriend with a common name.
kareen by kittyfunawsomehorse! July 15, 2018
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