kaledictorian 

when you're fucking smart but also health conscious

yeah, mark is a total hottie- i mean kaledictorian.

kaledictorian by gingypimp January 11, 2017

You are not the Valedictorian.

When someone decides to make an impromptu speech at a party or event.

Britany: *stands up and trys to hush the crowd*

I just wanted to thank all you guys for coming out to Marcys party tonight…

Casey: Sit the f**k down. You are not the Valedictorian.

You are not the Valedictorian. by black.heart.rebel July 8, 2009

Valedictorian 

The student with the highest academic rank in a class who delivers the valedictory at graduation.

My sister was the valedictorian at school

Valedictorian by Malakai April 22, 2006

the valedictorian 

This is like Missionary but SO much better. With him on top, have him put your ankles up by his shoulders so your legs make a "V." You'll still get to enjoy plenty of eye contact, but the super deep penetration makes it feel way naughtier. The best position ever, the valedictorian

The best position ever, the valedictorian

the valedictorian by captain mc awesome super April 7, 2016

valedictorian 

The best person from a class, usually selected on grades, school activities and character/leadership. Also delivers the valedictory at graduation ceremonies.

Jimmy was valedictorian of his high school, he had a 4.0, was starting quarterback, and lead his debate team to nationals.

valedictorian by patrick wood July 31, 2008

Valedictorian 

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

Valedictorian by nlolhere June 25, 2020

Galedictorian 

A subgroup of audacious, genuinely smart ladies. Like valedictorians, they’re capable of demonstrating high intelligence while living like normal people

“Apparently Elizabeth Warren is running for President. Wasn’t she the governor of Massachusetts?” - Kevin

“Yeah, probably, but Elizabeth is one heck of a galedictorian. She’s a woman who is both smart and strong.” - Will

“We’ve came a long way since the 19th amendment was ratified!” - Kevin

*Kevin and Will fist bump*

Galedictorian by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020