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The sexiest creation. He has a Godly physique, the girls love him but he always seems to have time for the boys. He is the funniest person you will ever meet and brings the mood of the group up.
“Is that Kaloyan?”
“Omg quick Sarah! Push ur chest out”
Kaloyan by jk swagggggins June 27, 2020
Related Words
Kalony kaloyan Kalonline Kalany Kalon Kaloni Kalona Kalong Kalonga Kalonismes
(n.) Beauty that is more than skin deep.
"For some reason, he doesn't seem to notice how beautiful she is. He likes her for her."
"He's found a kalon."
Kalon by Heliophilia September 21, 2013
A Kaloni is smart and really funny. Her smile is beautiful and contagious as well as her laugh. When Kaloni walks in the room you can't help but be excited to see her. Kaloni gives amazing hugs. Feel free to tease kaloni when its right.....Don't worry, she'll dish it back. Kaloni makes a great best friend who while dealing with her own life stresses will always help you feel better. Kaloni is a beautiful girl with an amazing smile and personality. You should always keep a Kaloni around.

Kalonis are AKA Aca-Loni; Aca-awesome.
"Did you see that Kaloni?"
"Yea she's Aca-awesome!"

"No.....She's Aca-Loni!!"
Kaloni by Aca-Who? January 22, 2013
Not only beautiful but a smart brilliant woman with a great personality and an unique spirit that surrounds others with happiness and joy.
The unique especie of happiness is found in the eyes of kaony.
kaony by Onnixy March 14, 2017
Kaloni is an amazing, warm hearted, shy, underestimated person. You can try to pry your way into Kaloni & his/her life but you’ll fail, why?? because, Kaloni is great at hiding his/her secrets so while thinking you’ve made your way into Kalonis life in reality you haven’t....Lol!!! But when you do make your way into Kalonis life you’ll find out that he/she is very dramatic, extra, feminine, smiley, joyful, loud, observing & more. It’s takes a while to piss Kaloni off because he/she have a hell of a lot of patience but when you piss him/her off just know it won’t stop until Kaloni stops it PERIODT. He/she also play hard to get so try your best & don’t try to play him/her because he/she is a game master.
I’m gonna pyo {put you on} with my friend Kaloni but he/she be playing but he/she gotta big heart

Kaloni a bad ass bitch periodt

You should fw Kaloni he/she mad goofy frfr
Kaloni by Geolamd December 9, 2018
A MMORPG that is free. Graphics are better than Dungeon Siege, environments are lush, and most of the players are friendly. Bills itself as the "First Oriental MMORPG". Made by Koreans. Only drawback is that it is not yet finished, and there are only three jobs currently available.
Wow, its 3 o'clock already? Man, Kalonline just sucked away more of my life.
Kalonline by culpepperreeks December 27, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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