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Normally a Cool Guy That Knows a Lot of People. And Normally Has Friends that are Nob Heads. Hes So Cool he Makes Ice Cubes Jelous. 'Kalon' The One And Only. The Best Name in Europe.
Kalon
Kalon by Batman K. July 4, 2009
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Normally a really sweet guy. Hes got a lot of goofy friends and enjoys being with them. Hes really cool, and hot too. Kalon is the best boyfriend ever.
girl: "Man, you see that guy over there? he must be a Kalon"
Kalon by cherry123568 December 16, 2016

Kalon moment 

When Kalon says something that Kalon would say
“You didn’t know you could block in Kingdom Hearts? Kalon moment.”
Kalon moment by Kridian719 October 13, 2020

dirty kalon

When someone dates a Hispanic bitch but really wants to have sex with all of the white girls they know while listening to Ke$ha
Maria got cheated on by that dirty Kalon at the Macklemore concert.
dirty kalon by Lateyoungyveltal April 16, 2020

Kaliningrad 

A piece of land completely separated from the rest of Russia.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.
The glory days Prussia is gone and all we have left is Kaliningrad.
Kaliningrad by Fadeider April 21, 2022
Kalinda is the smart, sexy, loving, kindhearted kind of person.
After you've got to know her you will probably fall in love with her.
You should treat this girl like she's special, because she actually is.
"Woah! Who was that cutie?!"

"Yeah, that's Kalinda"

"Dude, I wish I could get girls like her, shes damn sexy"

"Yeah, she's an angel"
Kalinda by YouKnowWho^^ January 14, 2013
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