GoGetterCFerg's definitions

With a gun to your head

The state of being able to quickly remember something.

“Who was your favorite middle school teacher?” - Ellen

“I honestly don’t know. It’s been years since I was in middle school.” - Kurt

“I’m sure you’ve had a lot of teachers in middle school whom you couldn’t name with a gun to your head.” - Ellen

by GoGetterCFerg July 14, 2020

Androphobic

An adjective used to describe someone who is against non-binary people.

“Is Kevin a man or a woman? I can’t tell the difference.” - Charles

“Charles, you should be more sensitive! You’re sounding androphobic!” - Ray

“I’m sorry, it’s just that I grew up with the XY chromosome, but I’ll try and be more progressive with Kevin and their pronoun preferences!” - Ray

by GoGetterCFerg September 10, 2020

53rd date rule

The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.

“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter

“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle

“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter

“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Sation

An informal way of saying “conversation.”

“Hey dude, I couldn’t help but notice y’all were having a political discussion about banking and venture capitalism.” - Joe

“Please tell me you weren’t eavesdropping.” - Greg

“Are you interested in being a venture capitalist?” - Chris

“No, I was just casually listening to the sation between you guys.” - Joe

by GoGetterCFerg September 16, 2021

Galedictorian

A subgroup of audacious, genuinely smart ladies. Like valedictorians, they’re capable of demonstrating high intelligence while living like normal people

“Apparently Elizabeth Warren is running for President. Wasn’t she the governor of Massachusetts?” - Kevin

“Yeah, probably, but Elizabeth is one heck of a galedictorian. She’s a woman who is both smart and strong.” - Will

“We’ve came a long way since the 19th amendment was ratified!” - Kevin

*Kevin and Will fist bump*

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Classhole

A person who is both classy and an asshole. Classholes are usually male, but the term “classhole” can sometimes apply to females. This demographic of dudes lives vicariously in their $100 polyester golf polos, khaki shorts and Sperry’s. They drink more beer than they should and tend to escalate fights. If they’re wearing jeans, they usually wear Wranglers or Levi’s. Inspired by the short-lived TV show on the Family Guy episode “Brian Griffin’s House of Payne.”

“Why are frat boys so obnoxious?” - Chelsea

“I don’t know, Chelsea, but this Brandon guy is such a classhole.” - Nancy

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Grover Cleveland effect

The idea of a U.S. President serving two non-consecutive terms. Named after Grover Cleveland, the only U.S. President who served two non-consecutive terms.

“If Donald Trump loses the election to Joe Biden, he will run again in 2024.” - Steve Bannon

“You’re kidding. Trump will be in prison. He screwed us all.” - Nancy Pelosi

“He’s out there throwing a mantrum, and will be pissed off if he loses the election!” - Steve Bannon

“What a crybaby. Didn’t Grover Cleveland serve as President twice at one time in his life?” - Nancy Pelosi

“Yes, he did, Nancy. Now that you mention it, this idea of running for President for two non-consecutive terms will be known as the Grover Cleveland effect.” - Steve Bannon

by GoGetterCFerg October 19, 2020