“Since when did you have a robot Rottweiler?” - Grayson
“That’s a Poo-Chi. It’s an amazing robot dog! Comes with a bone and everything!”
“That’s a Poo-Chi. It’s an amazing robot dog! Comes with a bone and everything!”
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
A subgroup of audacious, genuinely smart ladies. Like valedictorians, they’re capable of demonstrating high intelligence while living like normal people
“Apparently Elizabeth Warren is running for President. Wasn’t she the governor of Massachusetts?” - Kevin
“Yeah, probably, but Elizabeth is one heck of a galedictorian. She’s a woman who is both smart and strong.” - Will
“We’ve came a long way since the 19th amendment was ratified!” - Kevin
*Kevin and Will fist bump*
“Yeah, probably, but Elizabeth is one heck of a galedictorian. She’s a woman who is both smart and strong.” - Will
“We’ve came a long way since the 19th amendment was ratified!” - Kevin
*Kevin and Will fist bump*
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
“Hey dude, I couldn’t help but notice y’all were having a political discussion about banking and venture capitalism.” - Joe
“Please tell me you weren’t eavesdropping.” - Greg
“Are you interested in being a venture capitalist?” - Chris
“No, I was just casually listening to the sation between you guys.” - Joe
“Please tell me you weren’t eavesdropping.” - Greg
“Are you interested in being a venture capitalist?” - Chris
“No, I was just casually listening to the sation between you guys.” - Joe
by GoGetterCFerg September 16, 2021
"Kids today are so upsessed with their phones." - Grandma
"Tell me about it. Ever since I told Brad about Coachella, he has decided to googlebomb every band that's playing so he can be familiar with the artists that are performing at the concert." - Laurie
"Tell me about it. Ever since I told Brad about Coachella, he has decided to googlebomb every band that's playing so he can be familiar with the artists that are performing at the concert." - Laurie
by GoGetterCFerg July 17, 2020
The protocol that a man should wait to propose to his girlfriend until they go on their 53rd date, where preparation meets affirmations.
“Hey y’all, I’m thinking about proposing to Karen!” - Walter
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
“Walter, you’ve been dating her for 2 months already, and had like 11 dates with her! Maybe you should wait until like your 53rd date?” - Kyle
“53rd date? That’s random!” - Walter
“It’s not random, it’s a protocol. They call it the 53rd date rule.” - Kyle
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020
“Is Kevin a man or a woman? I can’t tell the difference.” - Charles
“Charles, you should be more sensitive! You’re sounding androphobic!” - Ray
“I’m sorry, it’s just that I grew up with the XY chromosome, but I’ll try and be more progressive with Kevin and their pronoun preferences!” - Ray
“Charles, you should be more sensitive! You’re sounding androphobic!” - Ray
“I’m sorry, it’s just that I grew up with the XY chromosome, but I’ll try and be more progressive with Kevin and their pronoun preferences!” - Ray
by GoGetterCFerg September 10, 2020
The politically correct word to describe homosexuals, because “gay” applies strictly to males and “lesbian” applies strictly to females.
“I’m here, I’m queer and I got a beer!” - Mickey
“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent
“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert
“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey
“Who are you? Do you like women?” - Kent
“No, Kent. Mickey acknowledged that he’s openly gay, or sexually distinctive. I believe he was born that way.” - Robert
“Sexually distinctive? I love it! Now I’ll definitely embrace who I am as an individual.” - Mickey
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020