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the kaleidoscope

When a guy cums in a hoe's eye, causing her not to see clearly, but seeing multiple of the same images, therefore giving her a kaleidoscope effect. bust a nut
When hunter busted a nut in that bitch's face she saw multiple of him hence the kaleidoscope effect. money shot cum eyes
the kaleidoscope by simple-ty November 8, 2009

Kaleidoscope Pussy

When a girl puts skittles, beads, and/or any other combination of color items in her pussy then follows that with a glass dildo which her partner looks through.
Did you hear that Ryan's girlfriend has a Kaleidoscope Pussy? He was all like "Shapes and colors!" when he saw it.
Kaleidoscope Pussy by Goothus Toofus December 28, 2022

kaleidoscope 

A kaleidoscope is an optical instrument with two or more reflecting surfaces tilted to each other in an angle, so that one or more (parts of) objects on one end of the mirrors are seen as a regular symmetrical pattern when viewed from the other end, due to repeated reflection. The reflectors (or mirrors) are usually enclosed in a tube, often containing on one end a cell with loose, colored pieces of glass or other transparent (and/or opaque) materials to be reflected into the viewed pattern. Rotation of the cell causes motion of the materials, resulting in an ever-changing view being presented.

2. another ending from tattletail
TIME to get the kaleidoscope ending from tattletail :D
kaleidoscope by ‌ May 25, 2020

kaleidoscopein it 

when someone trips out on salvia and everyones faces are chopped up and rotating just like a kaleidoscope
That 120x salvia really fucked jess up, she was kaleidoscopein it like a mother fucker.
kaleidoscopein it by BOB FRABBLES February 17, 2010

kaleidoscope 

1) A little scope u look into to see a variety of swirling colours.

2) LSD and stoner vision.
If you can't afford a kaleidoscope- smoke some weed and you;ll enjoying it all night long.
kaleidoscope by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004

Kaleidoscope of Dicks 

Something you say to a girl when you think she's banging a bunch of different dudes
"Your vagina hurts because you've had a kaleidoscope of dicks in you all week."
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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