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Kalau is such a sweetheart! If you wanna talk shit, go to a Kalau. SHE WILL SPILL THE FUCKING TEA. If you need advice, Kalau is the go to girl. SHE KNOWS HOW TO ROAST THO. u gotta get u a kalau
Guy 1: Omg, Kalau is the most bomb diggitty girl I've ever met!!!
Guy 2: I KNOW RIGHT.
Guy 3: I wish my girlfriend was like that.
Kalau by naiissenpai November 20, 2016
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kalahwauki 

When something is fucked up, out of control or just doesn’t make sense.
2020 is so kalahwauki
kalahwauki by Tamtamwam October 1, 2020

Kalahwauki 

When something just is’t right, doesn’t make sense, or just plane crazy, kind of wonky
Nothing is going right today, it was a kalahwauki day.

The computer is acting kalahwauki
Kalahwauki by Tamtamwam September 25, 2020

kalahwauki 

When something isn't making sense, not working or just plan crazy.

Out of control, unbelievable
2020 is just Kalahwauki.

My computer is acting Kalahwauki,
Last night was totally Kalahwauki.
kalahwauki by Tamtamwam September 28, 2020
He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile
Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine
Kalabe by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018

Kalaiselvan

An amazing boy who everyone loves he's very smart, cool and VERY funny he makes everyone crack up whenever he tells jokes he's one of the best people you will ever met.
Be grateful to meet a kalaiselvan
Kalaiselvan by Kittycat_ tac March 2, 2019

Kalamabooze 

A website and lifestyle of getting drunk and participating in various shenanigans in Kalamazoo, Michigan - the biggest 'city' in Southwest Michigan.
I was kalamabooze -ing the other night when I took the For Rent sign from that apartment complex and stuck it in my neighbor's front yard.
Kalamabooze by KalamaBooze February 4, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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