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kalayah
Kaleyah
Kaleyah is a mixed beautiful girl with a big giant contagious smile and brightens up every room she walks into.she has dark brown extremely curly hair with bangs she is an awesome person and when you meet Kaleyah you don’t want to loose her
Kaleyah
Kaleyah is a awesome person who has lots of friends in EVERY part of the world. She is VERY rich SUPER cool and smart. The name Kaleyah also is seven letters long, seven is a holy number.
Random guy:“Woah! Look at Kaleyah she’s talking to my mom again! She’s sooo awesome!”
Random guy #2: “Wait! She was with your mom too? Was was with my last night! She’s soooo cool and smart!!”
Random guy #2: “Wait! She was with your mom too? Was was with my last night! She’s soooo cool and smart!!”
Kaleyah by Smh I’m So Famous Lol September 27, 2021
Kalayah
Ka'Layah is a freak dont let her silliness fool you she got the fattest ass and her pussy is sooooo wet (and she gives good head). If she gives you a chance you betta hit. Sex with her is the bomb. She a real thugga who will ride for her niggas. But overall she is really humble
Example:
Boy 1: Bruh im just trynna get with kalayah
Boy 2: why?
Boy 1: cause she my type and she a freak in bed
Boy 2: you better get that
Boy 1: Bruh im just trynna get with kalayah
Boy 2: why?
Boy 1: cause she my type and she a freak in bed
Boy 2: you better get that
Kalayah by @jahamajuice June 18, 2018
kalaiyah
kalaiyah got that BOMB , if you ever date a kalaiyah don't let her go . She's loyal , a lil short , & beyond beautiful . Don't fuck with a kalaiyah cause she'll give you hell if you get on her nerves & they're very rare . You won't find many like her she keeps shit too real . Oh & did I mention ? She a freak freak
I met this girl named " kalaiyah " & i fell in love
I met this girl named " kalaiyah " & i fell in love
kalaiyah by gvo.laiyah March 14, 2019
Kalayah
Kalayah is BOMB! If u find a Kalayah never let her go! She is very loyal and keeps everything real, she is very short with small feet & is drop dead gorgeous❤
Kalayah by Mywatermelonqueen22 April 8, 2017
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