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An alternative way to to say "ok" while texting. Cooler than kk, but not as racist as kkk.
Person 1: Bro don't forget the beer tonight
Person 2: kakes
kakes by oborawatabinost December 3, 2014
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Baby Kakes 

A word you use to decribe a cute thing.
A: that Caleb is.. i don't know how to decribe it
B: That Caleb is soooooo Baby Kakes.
Getting Kakez gets my snake all slithery
kakez by Keovani May 6, 2003
A annoying guy. Always trying to flex with his fake stuff he bought from amazon. Buys something on sale that was 2 bucks comes to school the next day and says he got it for 200. Probably has 6 pairs of AirPods and buys a lot of ugly shoes. Changes his favorite rapper/singer after 1 week of listening to their songs. Buys fake chains off amazon and says that they were $7k and shows a screen shot of a receipt.
Someone walking down the hallway minding his own business:

Karesz: “ yoooooo bruv did you say someshit cuz I can’t hear you you know I got AirPods in, did you say something bout my chain it costs more then your house. $7k on my nek
Karesz by NotCalie February 25, 2019
a text lingo used to say ok. similar to kk, just to make it more fun...say kakes
A:can you do me a favor?
B: Kakes
A: thankssss so muchh
kakes by missmarley717 April 10, 2011
prison slang. used in refference to getting ass raped.
"Yo, you hear A.J got his kakes taken?!"

"Chyea homie, I heard that gringo got his kakes pushed in!"
Kakes by RocNyoArea June 18, 2007
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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