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He the typa guy whi rolls the best joints
Kakesz dope jays
kakesz by Mommymilflove22 November 22, 2021
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An alternative way to to say "ok" while texting. Cooler than kk, but not as racist as kkk.
Person 1: Bro don't forget the beer tonight
Person 2: kakes
kakes by oborawatabinost December 3, 2014
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Baby Kakes 

A word you use to decribe a cute thing.
A: that Caleb is.. i don't know how to decribe it
B: That Caleb is soooooo Baby Kakes.
Getting Kakez gets my snake all slithery
kakez by Keovani May 6, 2003
A annoying guy. Always trying to flex with his fake stuff he bought from amazon. Buys something on sale that was 2 bucks comes to school the next day and says he got it for 200. Probably has 6 pairs of AirPods and buys a lot of ugly shoes. Changes his favorite rapper/singer after 1 week of listening to their songs. Buys fake chains off amazon and says that they were $7k and shows a screen shot of a receipt.
Someone walking down the hallway minding his own business:

Karesz: “ yoooooo bruv did you say someshit cuz I can’t hear you you know I got AirPods in, did you say something bout my chain it costs more then your house. $7k on my nek
Karesz by NotCalie February 25, 2019
a text lingo used to say ok. similar to kk, just to make it more fun...say kakes
A:can you do me a favor?
B: Kakes
A: thankssss so muchh
kakes by missmarley717 April 10, 2011
prison slang. used in refference to getting ass raped.
"Yo, you hear A.J got his kakes taken?!"

"Chyea homie, I heard that gringo got his kakes pushed in!"
Kakes by RocNyoArea June 18, 2007
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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