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Kaiwuan is the rudest person you could meet. can't even bust a nut during sexual intercourse. dick is built like a piece of shirmp
He has a kaiwuan
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COOLEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET
THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME!
For example, the coolest person at school or work.
Ask his name... It will probably be Kaixuan or maybe rachael
Kaixuan by BADMINTON PRO November 26, 2010
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Kaiwan is an amazing guy and he’s likely to become an amazing father one day, he likes to drink , and dance. He’s very thoughtful, Smart, and full of life.
If you find yourself a Kaiwan, do not lose him.
Kaiwan by PPFAACIS UJ March 26, 2022
The most handsome guy in the universe.He might be considered weird to some people however that is his aura which attract many pretty girls to him.Moreover,he is very humble.
That guy is definitely kaixuan
Kaixuan by Alexander yap September 20, 2017
An interesting being who enjoys "did i ask" jokes. has spiky fluffy hair. also makes this really really serotonin inducing squawk. do not be off-put by his did i ask jokes. befriend the child.

also will slap you in the face beware
Me: How are you Kaiyuan?
Kaiyuan: buuuut when did i aaaaask
Kaiyuan by foxinni February 11, 2023
Some one who likes to cook his meatballs too much and start a raging fire, destroying davids beloved belongings
omg is there a fire? It was probably a result of Kaiwans meatballs
kaiwan by MichelleSheoard October 22, 2014
One of the sweetest, nicest, men you would have the pleasure of meeting. Total godsend.
I met one of the most kind hearted man ever, by the name of Keiwuan
keiwuan by Charlice January 22, 2017
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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