when the magician threw his magic smoke against the wall, KAFUCKINBAM, a chicken magically appeared.

Once upon a time a princess walked into her closet and she saw a frog, then she decided to kiss the frog and all of a sudden kafuckinbam! a sexy guy comes up, the man of her dreams.

KaFuckinBam by Lindssssss May 28, 2009

Related Words

kafuco • Kafuck • kafucka • KAFUCKED • kafuckel • Kafuckery • KaFuckinBam • kafuckle • Kapůčo • kazucoochie

Kafuck

A synonym for the words damn, mess, fuck, unbelievable, etc... Used off and on as an interjection for decades with its first use on the internet verified as no later than 1/5/2000. This word has been around for decades but never heavily used.

If it's not broken don't Kafuck with it. Or "I saw Paris Kafuck with yet another Newbie on usenet." A variant is "Perhaps you can explain to us the significance of the 3rd derivative,
Kafuck-head?"

Kafuck by thorongil March 15, 2010

KAFUCKED

1.)like the expression "KABOOM" instead has the word "fucked" at the end of it.
2.)action word for getting fucked or owned(SAID ONLY WHEN THE INJURY LANDS SPOT ON.)

GUY#1:"the car's comin' straight to him."
GUY#2:"5..4..3..2....1..KAFUCKED!!! oh god, he's not waking up anytime soon.

KAFUCKED by Wesley A. Watson January 2, 2008

kafucka

An expression used to portray ones emotions towards a particularly annoying situation.

After realising you've made a terrible mistake:
"kafucka..."

kafucka by Lord_of_all_humans January 3, 2007

kafuckel

A word used to describe a really bad situation.

Ya bro I went to the bar with my new girlfriend and both of my ex's were there, it was a complete kafuckel.

kafuckel by Hatchbackboy_05 August 14, 2022

kafuckle

It's a mashup of the words clusterfuck and catastrophe and it combines their meanings: That is it is a catastrophic clusterfuck or a colossal mess.

The war in Iraq is a huge kafuckle.

kafuckle by RobinB July 31, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026