Kafuck 

A synonym for the words damn, mess, fuck, unbelievable, etc... Used off and on as an interjection for decades with its first use on the internet verified as no later than 1/5/2000. This word has been around for decades but never heavily used.

If it's not broken don't Kafuck with it. Or "I saw Paris Kafuck with yet another Newbie on usenet." A variant is "Perhaps you can explain to us the significance of the 3rd derivative,
Kafuck-head?"

Kafuck by thorongil March 15, 2010

Super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle 

the most insulating sentence that a person can say to someone.

You are a super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle headass!

Super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle by Theledgend 37 May 13, 2019

Kanuckling 

To borrow without permission

Stop kanuckling my sandwich

Kanuckling by vollrath88 February 6, 2021

KaFuckinBam 

to appear unexpectidly with a strong excitement

when the magician threw his magic smoke against the wall, KAFUCKINBAM, a chicken magically appeared.

Once upon a time a princess walked into her closet and she saw a frog, then she decided to kiss the frog and all of a sudden kafuckinbam! a sexy guy comes up, the man of her dreams.

KaFuckinBam by Lindssssss May 28, 2009

kafackled 

Really high on marijuana; stoned; excessively-tired or worn out. Rhymes with "shackled". Derived from "kaboom" and "fucked".

"Look at Steve -- after smoking that much weed he should be kafackled!"

kafackled by El Toastero December 25, 2005

kafunked 

Shot with a gun, usually in an especially violent or agressive manner. This word derives from southern street gangs, and is likely a mixture of "kablammed" and "funked."

"I hear he got kafunked last night in the alley way by those Bloods."

kafunked by David December 15, 2004

kanuckle shuffle

The implementation of the middle finger's knuckle administered freely preceeding the initial use of the index finger to any part of the member's genitalia.

I had an itch in my ass so i kanuckle shuffled that ho!

kanuckle shuffle by Dindi304 August 23, 2011