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throw a rock into the water youll hear a kadump it nice

by gingercirkus August 2, 2021

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When a child (usually your own, less than 5 years) makes a HUGE doodie in the bowl and forgets to flush the toilet. Then a guest comes over and uses the bathroom and sees the "beast" still floating and wonders what you ate for dinner and how bad your manners are.

Also see kidkin

"My son Jack left a kidump in the bathroom....then a date came over and saw it and nearly puked. She told me I needed to see a doctor...and said that the Lysol spray was empty."

by JacknRochNY September 7, 2007

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kadump • Kadumpling • kabumpkin • ka-dump-a-dump • kadupple • kalumpador • kalumphe • Kalumplingdonnersk • Kalumpted • Kapumpt

Kalumplingdonnersk

A slang phrase originated and used by central Texan teens over internet conversation. The word is used to express a vast variety of emotions, such as glee, laughter, happiness, joy, and even cases of malice hatred and rage.

"Have you seen the new TV show?" "Kalumplingdonnersk"

by bottledrootbeerfan January 12, 2022

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Kalumphe. Funny, dangerous, dominant, humorous, care free, loving, passionate. He will give you a taste of happiness when he wants you and a taste of sensitive addiction when he has you. He loves a girl he can spoil. Be careful, you don’t want to see him angry. Or do you? The outcome of your time with him depends on the heat of the moment. He’s a walking sex figure, and mind blowing sex giver in the bedroom. Your submission to him, his touch, his scent will be out of free will. You know better than to misbehave. Word of advice... be careful. Like we said he’s dangerous, and sweetly generous. Your rewards are more than your losses. But your losses hurt more than your wins. An adventure? “Him” (kalumphe)

Girl: hello
Boy: hello
Girl: who’s this

Boy : *smirk* it’s kalumphe.

by @omgme February 5, 2020

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