kidump

When a child (usually your own, less than 5 years) makes a HUGE doodie in the bowl and forgets to flush the toilet. Then a guest comes over and uses the bathroom and sees the "beast" still floating and wonders what you ate for dinner and how bad your manners are.

Also see kidkin

"My son Jack left a kidump in the bathroom....then a date came over and saw it and nearly puked. She told me I needed to see a doctor...and said that the Lysol spray was empty."

by JacknRochNY September 7, 2007

kidujp

stands for "one who knows all". mostly used to define a certain individual from Kerala, southern most state of India.

kidujp likes movies.

by hareramaharekrishna April 30, 2005

kidujp

kidu a slang for "the great" when combined with "JP" means "JP the Great".

kidujp the best form of mallu known to mankind.

by shambho April 30, 2005

Kdumpster

A person that is able to and does do ungodly amounts of ketamine (aka Special K, K, Kettachloride,...), to the dome all day long.

Kdumpster: Hey can I have another fat gagger?
Other person: Dude, you just snorted four grams a second ago, you're a Kdumpster!

by Kdumpster September 10, 2011

kadump

big

throw a rock into the water youll hear a kadump it nice

by gingercirkus August 2, 2021

Kadumpling

Noun: A well lubricated faecal excretion that occurs upon one’s anus when your girlfriend is present and she thinks its cute to watch you but then that just gives you the shits and your poo (once solid) turns into diarrhoea resembling the consistency of your Asian best friend’s mum’s dumplings.

Boyfriend: “i need to take a shit”
Girlfriend: “i wanna watch”
Boyfriend: “no you will give me a kadumpling”
Girlfriend: “what is that?”
Boyfriend: “its what happens when you make my poo wanna return to liquid state”

by I have chronic diarrhoea August 9, 2021

KIUMP

A person who does things out of the ordinary, silly, nonsensable, etc

A person walks into a telephone. " Your a kiump..."

by KIUMP.com November 30, 2022