Kalumpted 

High on crack cocaine. VA origin, seen on black t-shirts with white or silver silkscreening, often next to the term " da Funky Rock "

Pardon me, could you pass the Funky Rock so I can get kalumpted?

Kalumpted by P. Colot July 23, 2004

kalumphe 

Kalumphe. Funny, dangerous, dominant, humorous, care free, loving, passionate. He will give you a taste of happiness when he wants you and a taste of sensitive addiction when he has you. He loves a girl he can spoil. Be careful, you don’t want to see him angry. Or do you? The outcome of your time with him depends on the heat of the moment. He’s a walking sex figure, and mind blowing sex giver in the bedroom. Your submission to him, his touch, his scent will be out of free will. You know better than to misbehave. Word of advice... be careful. Like we said he’s dangerous, and sweetly generous. Your rewards are more than your losses. But your losses hurt more than your wins. An adventure? “Him” (kalumphe)

Girl: hello
Boy: hello
Girl: who’s this

Boy : *smirk* it’s kalumphe.

kalumphe by @omgme February 5, 2020

Klumped 

Stealing your friends woman, in a sexual or relationship way

Zack klumped meg from kevin

Klumped by BigWilly250 February 25, 2010

kalumpador 

One who commits the act of putting their little lumps (testicles) on a transvestite in such places as the mouth, head, chest, or between the legs.

(it can be used in almost all of the parts of speach)

Alex is a kalumpador. He totally kalumped Evan.

kalumpador by Michael C F January 5, 2008