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kalumphe 

Kalumphe. Funny, dangerous, dominant, humorous, care free, loving, passionate. He will give you a taste of happiness when he wants you and a taste of sensitive addiction when he has you. He loves a girl he can spoil. Be careful, you don’t want to see him angry. Or do you? The outcome of your time with him depends on the heat of the moment. He’s a walking sex figure, and mind blowing sex giver in the bedroom. Your submission to him, his touch, his scent will be out of free will. You know better than to misbehave. Word of advice... be careful. Like we said he’s dangerous, and sweetly generous. Your rewards are more than your losses. But your losses hurt more than your wins. An adventure? “Him” (kalumphe)
Girl: hello
Boy: hello
Girl: who’s this

Boy : *smirk* it’s kalumphe.
kalumphe by @omgme February 5, 2020
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Kalumpted 

High on crack cocaine. VA origin, seen on black t-shirts with white or silver silkscreening, often next to the term " da Funky Rock "
Pardon me, could you pass the Funky Rock so I can get kalumpted?
Kalumpted by P. Colot July 23, 2004
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