Kamchatka Vodka is a vodka that’
s notable for being dirt cheap. It’s only about $
12 a handle in Ohio, and it’
s the standard 80 proof. Tastes like paint thinner mixed with iron fillings - it’
s straight up horrendous, but you’
re not buying this to enjoy drinking it.
Affectionately known as “shitty K.” Kamchatka is a staple in the diet of any college student or alcoholic.
Keith: hey dude you got any alcohol?
Ryan: yeah I got a handle of Kamchatka
Keith: you really couldn’t pay the extra $
3 for Smirnoff? I’m going to want to kill myself the entire time we’re drinkimg