kapooted 

Simply a synonym for "zooted." When one is extremely high, drunk, or better yet, both.

I was so kapooted last night at the bar that I ended up passed out at my boy's crib with no recollection of how or when I got there.

kapooted by Kipstopher January 21, 2010

kabooted 

The act of being extremely high on cannabis.

I went to class yesterday completely kabooted!

kabooted by MarlinsFan7 February 19, 2011

kahooted 

To be extremely high

My friend and I are straight kahooted, we smoked a fat blunt.

kahooted by Frank the dank bank March 29, 2017

kazooted 

Extremely intoxicated on drugs, especially stimulants or weed.

Hey Joe-den, I'm fuckin' kazooted!

kazooted by Mike Buckley November 27, 2002

Kazooted 

The act of being a dog and zooted

Wow, I am kazooted haha lol hehe xD. I am kazooted off the seesaw at the high functioning dog park

Kazooted by Spoodlydoodly June 19, 2023

Kapoofed 

When one absolutely destroys the competition. Demoralizing them until they no longer want to compete.

You just got Kapoofed kid.

Kapoofed by Kapoofle February 10, 2021

Kazooted 

Verb.

To be extremely of, usually beyond Intoxicated or higher than the sky above.

Used to describe a persons state of consciousness followed by an extraordinary story after.

Jake: Yo hows Jason doing?
Ben: Bruh Jason is f***ing Kazooted maaaan! XD

Kazooted by Swazye562 July 30, 2021