Verb.

To be extremely of, usually beyond Intoxicated or higher than the sky above.

Used to describe a persons state of consciousness followed by an extraordinary story after.

Jake: Yo hows Jason doing?
Ben: Bruh Jason is f***ing Kazooted maaaan! XD

Kazooted by Swazye562 July 30, 2021

kabooted

The act of being extremely high on cannabis.

I went to class yesterday completely kabooted!

kabooted by MarlinsFan7 February 19, 2011

kahooted

To be extremely high

My friend and I are straight kahooted, we smoked a fat blunt.

kahooted by Frank the dank bank March 29, 2017

kapooted

Simply a synonym for "zooted." When one is extremely high, drunk, or better yet, both.

I was so kapooted last night at the bar that I ended up passed out at my boy's crib with no recollection of how or when I got there.

kapooted by Kipstopher January 21, 2010

Kuzooted

Being beyond baked , fried, high or zooted

There are 5 levels of high one is high second is fried third is baked fourth is zooted and lastly kuzooted
Example: I was folding clothes after smacking the cart and realized how kuzooted I got

Kuzooted by Joemoneybeats January 10, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026