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1. cross-eyed or cockeyed
2. grade school children's euphamism for shit

Note: Term was used a few times by "Al" on the tv show QUANTUM LEAP; which definition was intended is a matter of personal interpretation.
"His view of the situation is ka ka."

"I just made a ka ka in my pants."
Ka Ka by The Doctor September 2, 2004
Words you can keep
Ka Ka is short for Kaotica, a terrible two man, chug and squeal band: they get their assthetic from other unknown bands. Ka Ka love the devil and cooking pizzas. Ka Ka are known for showing butt crack and wearing ICP (Insane Clown Pants)
Ka Ka is about to shit on you when you least expect it
Ka Ka by backwound August 19, 2025

Ka Ka Crack 

Mexican Candy extremely high on sugar levels, This shit will have you up tweekin all night this is useful when your high and/or drunk at parties to avoid passing out

the smack of candies and the alternative of crack for mexicans because they can afford it in amounts and it gives you the rush that you get from smoking crack
Fuck man! im dying
Who wants Ka Ka Crack!! (as he enters the room)
Nah man im cool , I dont want any
Yes you do your just being stuborn
No i dont do Hardcore Drugs
Dude its just fuckin candy
Ka Ka Crack by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009

Ka-ka hole

Caribbean Slang for an "asshole" or a Stupid Person. Mostly Used in Trinidad and Tobago.
Lastnight Janet was being a real Ka-ka hole in the party.
Ka-ka hole by Triniwordz September 6, 2013

ka ka bandit 

someone who defecates in a public place such as a middle school gymnasium for unknown reasons. they tell nobody of their horrendous acts and become known only as ka ka bandits to the authorities. they usually defecate under the cover of darkness so that nobody will catch them in the act. some theorists have come to think that ka ka bandits do this for sexual arousal, others argue they are simply claiming territory so other alpha males will not trespass into their domain.
some go as far as smeering their feces on walls or anything else they can find and they paint pictures and make toy figurines.
Janitor: Fuck! that god damn ka ka bandit was back last night. he gone and shit all over the floor!
ka ka bandit by penispusher April 2, 2008

ka ka karra 

Originated by the Great Sanderson Mittanacht - KaKarra is actually an example of Otomotopia. It is the verbalization of the Male Orgasm. KaKarra can be proceeded by as many Ka's as necessary and then is followed by the KARRAAAA (the "ah" sound my be held as long as necessary to put emphasis on the intensity of the orgasm). KaKarra is a very versatile word with a variety of usages as different components of the English Language, functioning as an exclamation, verb, or noun (like skeet skeet or jism).
Exclamation: Oh Fuck! You're pretty fuckin' good for a 4 dollar ugly hooker! (Grunt) KA KA KARRAAAAA!!!!

Verb: Oh Shit dude! I wasn't baggin it the other day and I KaKarred in my Girlfriend's sweet tang. Yea...I had to hit her over the head with a shovel and bury her in the desert; I ain't raisin no fuckin kid.

Noun: Dude You totally plastered your bitch's eyes shut when you spurt KaKarra all over her ass-ugly face.
ka ka karra by Hoffy April 20, 2005

Ka-ka face 

A Ka-ka face is someone with a very ugly face,their face looks like shit. some one with a Ka-ka face is so ugly their mama had to tie a pork chop around their neck to get the pet dog to play with them. I'm talking ugly,scaring small children and animals. The face is not to different that a pile of steaming doggie crap,oh man a real mess,bleech. Kinda like Oprah or that fat lesbo Rosie or Sara Jessica Barker.
"You sure is ugly!"
Did you see that new manager at the Burger King?
Oh yea I did.She put me off me food!
Well??
Forget it she is a real Ka-ka face her face looks like her neck just barfed,scary.Haloween came early this year dude man.
Oh Shit!
Look at that Ka-ka face standing over there oh my!
Ka-ka face by Stewart Larkin July 5, 2007
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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