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Couch Juror 

A Couch Juror is a person who sits at home and watches news stories of a person accused of a crime. This person then forms an opinion from filtered and biased news from either Conversative or Liberal networks. They then post on facebook and twitter about how the person is or isn't guilty based on their new-found "expert" knowledge of the situation. These people are closely related to "sheeple."
Friend 1: OJ so did it man! They found a glove and the news said he did it. Give that guy the chair! I even checked Snopes, they said he did it.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
Couch Juror by thedrod August 12, 2012
Related Words
jutro • [jetro] • Juro • JetRockit • jetrosexual • jotroop • jurota • Judromiel • junroi • juron
That nerd runs jutmowy

Juror No. 7 

The Juror nicknamed (by the press) "Strawberry Shortcake" in the 2004 Scott Petterson trial and is the Juror at the center of the controversial Petterson's retrial request.
His lawyers say he should get a whole new trial because Juror No. 7 allegedly lied about having previously been a victim of domestic violence.
Juror No. 7 by talk2me-JCH2 August 11, 2022

Jetro Lot 

Adjacent to Lot N (and often synonymous with it) at the Sports Complex in South Philly, the Jetro Lot is the location of a number of larger tailgates for events at the complex. These tailgates also tend to turn into some of the rowdiest at any event. In other words this lot is friggin sweet!
Normal Fan: Hey man, where you tailgatin before the Eagles game?

Crazed Fan: Jetro Lot!
Jetro Lot by SoB0410 May 17, 2010
When two friends form an almost symbiotic relationship, and people who know of them refer to them as one entity. Their inside jokes, actions, thoughts, etc. are all the same and only they seem to understand it. Finishing of eachother's sentences appears to be a common event with a Juton

Origin of name: The first Juton was suspected to be a Jude/Anton couple, thus their names were formed together much like celebrity couples.
First Friend: Welll what do we...
Second Friend: ...have here?
Unison: OHHHHH
Outsider: You guys are such a Juton
Juton by Eazeeeeee August 18, 2010

Juror's Beard 

The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.

Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.

Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
Juror's Beard by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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