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Super baustel. Hardcore serb that loves old benzes fat chains and lake zene. Always down to party and rock clothes not cause there nice but expensive. Super cocky knows he’s a ikona on the streets. Slowly taking kneles legacy.
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Why will I never be like jutro
by Lukaj February 28, 2018
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Couch Juror

A Couch Juror is a person who sits at home and watches news stories of a person accused of a crime. This person then forms an opinion from filtered and biased news from either Conversative or Liberal networks. They then post on facebook and twitter about how the person is or isn't guilty based on their new-found "expert" knowledge of the situation. These people are closely related to "sheeple."
Friend 1: OJ so did it man! They found a glove and the news said he did it. Give that guy the chair! I even checked Snopes, they said he did it.
Friend 2: Man, stop being a Couch Juror, you know nothing about what happened other than what the media tells you and your sheeple friends.
by thedrod August 12, 2012
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Jutmowy

That nerd runs jutmowy
by Mike Henry and the juice Miste February 15, 2017
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Juror No. 7

The Juror nicknamed (by the press) "Strawberry Shortcake" in the 2004 Scott Petterson trial and is the Juror at the center of the controversial Petterson's retrial request.
His lawyers say he should get a whole new trial because Juror No. 7 allegedly lied about having previously been a victim of domestic violence.
by talk2me-JCH2 August 11, 2022
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Jetro Lot

Adjacent to Lot N (and often synonymous with it) at the Sports Complex in South Philly, the Jetro Lot is the location of a number of larger tailgates for events at the complex. These tailgates also tend to turn into some of the rowdiest at any event. In other words this lot is friggin sweet!
Normal Fan: Hey man, where you tailgatin before the Eagles game?

Crazed Fan: Jetro Lot!
by SoB0410 May 17, 2010
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Juton

When two friends form an almost symbiotic relationship, and people who know of them refer to them as one entity. Their inside jokes, actions, thoughts, etc. are all the same and only they seem to understand it. Finishing of eachother's sentences appears to be a common event with a Juton

Origin of name: The first Juton was suspected to be a Jude/Anton couple, thus their names were formed together much like celebrity couples.
First Friend: Welll what do we...
Second Friend: ...have here?
Unison: OHHHHH
Outsider: You guys are such a Juton
by Eazeeeeee August 18, 2010
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Juror's Beard

The beard a person grows when they miss work because he is sitting on a jury.

Like the playoff beard in sports, the juror's beard is worn until the end of the trial.
Peter: Dude, did you see Richard's beard? It looks like he spent the last week and a half in West Virginia.

Samuel: Nah, he has been in court and is rockin' the juror's beard.
by RedBeard53 April 11, 2011
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