Just bro

One liner "advice" unattractive men are told to "magically" solve all said men's issues with meeting women.

"Just get a haircut bro"
"Just say this magic line bro"
"Just bro"

by Based Fiend July 30, 2023

Just x bro

The common advice formula given to incels to get a gf. Assumes that their inceldom is due to one thing that can be easily fixed rather than several things that are unchangeable.

Incel: I'm ugly as fuck and can't get laid.

Gigachad: Just x bro.
Just take a shower bro.
Just be confident bro.
Just hold frame bro.
Just go to the gym bro.
Just focus on yourself bro.
Just tell her you like her, bro, it worked for me. I'm only 6'5".

by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023

just jig bro

"Calm down, man!" in South Floridian terms. "Just jig" can also be used.

Man #1: YO, WHERE ARE WE GOING? I DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE SO EARLY! I WAS HAVING FUN!
Man #2: Just jig bro...we're coming back, just gotta make a quick stop.

by okdennbrah August 17, 2011

JAB (just a bro)

Used to signify to others that an individual is just a bro. No more, no less.

Dude, is it true you have a thing for Jennifer?
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth

Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!

-JAB (just a bro)-

by jfreshh February 15, 2019

They're Just kids bro

But muh kid bro. It's just kids. You don't have to do the kids though because I'm not going to listen to you either way or something.

Hym "They're just kids bro and the people shooting them are ALSO just kids and if you were to actually articulate what you are doing to me and ask yourselves if you want just your kids to die so that you can do this the answer would not be yes. And you can think it's good all you want but I'm not going to let you make me work and I'm not going to let you make me improve myself. I'm not living for your kids but they will die for me if I don't get my credit and payment. There is no nobility in this self-righteous sacrifice of yours. You thought this was something it wasn't and now you will not stop paying the cost until stop doing the thing. Fuck your kids."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

ITS-JUST-A-PRANK-BRO

A phrase people say after doing something horrible or practical just to get out or avoid trouble.

An example of a redundant excuse.

Yeah ITS-JUST-A-PRANK-BRO, deal with it.

"ITS-JUST-A-PRANK-BRO" - Pinkguy

by DreadRealm February 6, 2017

Just A Prank Bro

The phrase that is used when people do something terrible for the sake of a prank. It's mostly used by trash youtube pranksters.

GUY 1: What the heck dude? You broke into my house, dressed up as a killer clown, killed my girlfriend and chid, stole my money, leaked my nudes, and set my dog BoBo on fire!

GUY 2 : JUST A PRANK BRO! LOOK AT THE CAMERAS!

by Weirdo Sheep May 29, 2017