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Just A Slit 

"Just A Slit" refers to the occurrence of when you end up seeing an extremely hot woman naked and her vagina has no detail what-so-ever. It just looks like an open wound; a slit. This phrase is (ONLY) used with a model caliber woman, because the expectation of her entire body is very high. It would be just like a woman seeing a model caliber man with a tiny, ugly penis. It is most commonly used when referring to a model-type woman who is very conceded. A typical person pretty much always wants someone who is conceded to have a flaw that they can't do anything about. The Karma-Factor.
(Man 1) SH*T man, I got lucky enough to spend a night with this hot ass chick I met at the club last night. She pealed off her cloths like wrapping paper. Nice breasts, nice ass, nice legs; but then her pussy was Just A Slit... I still F***ED her of course! But man I was expecting a more beautiful pussy from a model like that... (Man 2) Are you going to call her? (Man 1) F**K no! She was conceded as H@LL!!! You know conceded chicks are worth the trouble for dating.
Just A Slit by the2ndflood August 24, 2008
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Only smoked once or twice
Alexander dabbled in
Biggest booty in the world
Alexander damn he thicc
Where did Burr shoot Hamilton?
In Alexander's abdomen
All these hateful comments, man
It's Alexander damaging

What's he do at Christmas time?
Alexander carollin'
A relaxed nail month
Alexander anagram
Just became the brand new Pope
Alexander Vatican
Starbucks doesn't know his name
Is there an Alan Hamlin?
(Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton)
Cheated on his wife?
Alexander Hamilton

Oh my god, he talks too much
Alexander ramblin'
Holy shit, the condom broke
Alexander has a kid
Has a really young face
Alexander baby chin
Yo, that's a pretty solid line
Alexander thank ya Finn
Stealing everybody's memes?
Alexander has me dead
Started singing for the kids
He Alexander panderin'
But what if he's a skeleton?
Alexander has no skin
Alex, how'd you like your eggs?
Alexander "Scramble 'em"

My walk is wobbly
Cocky jaunt?
Hell, it oughta' be
I'm novel, you a novelty
Best Prez in the world
Honor me

He's coming out as black
Alexander African
Didn't fire a single gun
Alexander Hacksaw Ridge
The sucky villain in Iron Man 3
Alexander Mandarin
Is a 100 years old
Alexander saggy skin

Goes to see a therapist
Alexanger management
Turn into a camel now he
Alexander Camelton
He couldn't hold it in
Alexander flatuelence
Is he really a mermaid?
Alexander has a fin
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