An explanation given by the accused when they are faced with severe consequences.
Example #1
A kid on a chatroom joked about blowing up a daycare. A week later, police storm his house and arrest him. When questioned why during interrogation, he said: "It was just a joke" and then he was sentenced to three years in prison.
Example #2
A drunk news anchor accidently says "nigger" during a leaked sex tape. When questioned by the public why did he say it, the anchor replied "it was just a joke" and was promptly fired from his job.
Another way to say "I'm a dick," used by said dick to paint a person's reaction to a distasteful joke as unreasonable/
I have no respect for peoples' identity, culture, or feelings, but I don't want to face the consequences of that lack of respect, so I'll simply say, "It's just a joke."
An online persona who enjoys free rounds at online casino's, following rabbit trails, researching all kinds of crazy information and also posts unnecessary content on her FB story. She also piles through endless lovers quotes on the internet and dreams of her soulmate whispering books aloud while she falls asleep. Yes, he’s a real Person, and yes - she always spells his last name wrong. In real life, one would find her reading a book, writing all kinds of art obscenities, sketching out, being shady or illuminating the naughty and waiting for her (space) ship to come in. Smiling is a must. She’s JustaJoker.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).