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jurong secondary school

jurong secondary school cAre so much about their reputation. Back in those days, almost every assembly they will talk about how jurong is top 10 successful school and how late Lee Kuan Yew are the one who build that school. Like , okay?? We know ?? But why the sudden mention ?? And if you're in Basketball , floorball , cross country teams . They all will think that they are the big f$ck$ there when yall are not. So please , be humble ?! One good thing about that school is that the teachers , or MAJORITY of them. They all are caring and show lots of compassionate towards their student. Our school is basically right beside of an indian school (this has nothing to do about their race) , during their lunch time which is basically while we're still having lessons and their school will be the most chaotic and obviously super loud. Ever heard of one theory that one of the teacher shouted "QUIET!!" To the school? If u havent heard of it , and yes that teacher has the guts to shout at the school because they're all so noisy , it's kinda funny to some of us but it's just a one time thing , salute to that teacher <3 hahahah Jurong secondary school , is also a cheapskate school , can't say much but it's true.
define jurong secondary school : "a school where they will always mention about their reputations"

Jurong West Secondary School 

It is apparent that this is leading school in the entire of Singapore. This school is perhaps considered to be the most notorious from west to the east. The name itself is already claiming the entire Jurong West.

With the rising number of cases that cannot be mentioned, This school will be the next NUS amongst the secondary schools. Be prepared to go through rigorous security checks, metal detectors, IC Verification, Pat down by armed personnels by the gate every time you step foot in the school. Bag checks will be conducted every morning due to a previous case of a student bringing a Katana to school with ill intention.

- Most of the students here are well mannered, like many others, there are still trash to the school community. Introducing the Young Punks and Xiao meimeis. Everywhere you go, they will find ways initiate fights just like their primitive state. Some will even walk everywhere whilst imagining they have 100s of gangster behind their back. Next moment you whack them also their imagination gonz💀

If you want to have an early experience of Changi Prison, this should be your top pick for your next Secondary school journey.
eh you see that jurong west secondary school student? yesterday he whack me upside down until my mother didn’t recognise me:(

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026