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jurkle by RobDaTop42,069 May 18, 2024
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Jerkless January
Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Jerkless January by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021
jurgle
Eren's so annoying. Should I jurgle him on Instagram? All he does is comment weird things on my photos!
jurgle by nozomitojo December 20, 2015
Juckle
A nickname penned by the Peaceful Army to describe Josh Kiszka’s absolutely massive moose knuckle. It is used particularly when he is bouncing around on stage in those ridiculously tight jumpsuits.
Juckle by ascendingtothestarsasone March 28, 2022
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flimber jurble by nerogfys April 10, 2021
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