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Jerkless January 

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Related Words

junkless 

junkless means a person who doesn't have private body parts. reference is supernatural drama serial season 11 episode 19. there were creatures who were being called junkless.
he is junkless he cant perform sex
junkless by aadil140 May 22, 2016
The metal inner rim of an automotive wheel. Often confused with meaning the entire wheel.
The chromie jurfles were bling, but the Dunlop rubber was the icing on the cake.
jurfles by JurfleMan August 24, 2006
To block and unblock a user on social media, such as Instagram or Facebook.
Eren's so annoying. Should I jurgle him on Instagram? All he does is comment weird things on my photos!
jurgle by nozomitojo December 20, 2015
A nickname penned by the Peaceful Army to describe Josh Kiszka’s absolutely massive moose knuckle. It is used particularly when he is bouncing around on stage in those ridiculously tight jumpsuits.
“Hey, look! Josh’s juckle is in full force tonight!”

flimber jurble 

i want a mfing flimber jurble rn
flimber jurble by nerogfys April 10, 2021