jurtle

a person who exhibits turtle-like behavior or a particular fondness towards turtles. Is known to like grass sports such as soccer and lacrosse. Commonly attracted to persons named "Dan" or "Danielle" but particularly to those with large hair and stretchy eyebrows, e.g. "I started a joke" singer from the Bee Gees.

"Wow that jurtle's got some soccer skills that kill."
"Hey quit being such a jurtle and leave that turtle alone."
"My friend with the stretchy eyebrows should meet that jurtle."

by Ms. Sweeney December 9, 2007

justle

verb) when a man's testicles are fondled during anal sex

Chris, Louie, Blake, Thom, Gerard, and Craig justled each other in the sex train

by memory's shadow January 22, 2012

jurfles

The metal inner rim of an automotive wheel. Often confused with meaning the entire wheel.

The chromie jurfles were bling, but the Dunlop rubber was the icing on the cake.

by JurfleMan August 24, 2006

jurgle

To block and unblock a user on social media, such as Instagram or Facebook.

Eren's so annoying. Should I jurgle him on Instagram? All he does is comment weird things on my photos!

by nozomitojo December 20, 2015

flimber jurble

a popsicle thingy

i want a mfing flimber jurble rn

by nerogfys April 10, 2021

jertlenoot

An irritating drunk who commonly invades another's personal space.

I was in my room sleeping when this jertlenoot entered my room and sat on the edge of my bed in the nude, stating that he needed to use the bathroom. He realized that he was in the wrong room and left after I repeatedly told him to get off out my room.

by Spendy September 3, 2005

justle

when one man fondles another man's balls while preforming anal sex

in the sex train, the men justled each other

by memory's shadow January 22, 2012