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blow my junk off
The act of using a high powered, high caliber slug to cap or blow ones genitalia off of there body in an act of rebellion against a figure of power or authority who does not wish to comply with requests or demands of the one blowing his junk off.
Mitchell: mom i am going to BLOW MY JUNK OFF if you dont pay 3 more months subscription to WOW!!!
Mom: mitchy NOO!
mitchell: NO WARCRAFT ,NO JUNK!!!
Mom: mitchy NOO!
mitchell: NO WARCRAFT ,NO JUNK!!!
blow my junk off by chuckt12 June 1, 2009
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Blowing out your junk.
In reference to the act of giving birth: Blowing out your junk depicts the damage done to the female genitalia by the act of squeezing a baby through a small hole. Past tense: Blew out said junk
Blowing out your junk. by Cheezy the man clown March 29, 2009
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