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juniorpad by dababy_ April 17, 2021
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Robert Downey Juniored 

When someone is wasted to the point that they are indiscriminately unloading their weapon on a busy street, they are Robert Downy Juniored
"The fuck's that noise?"

"It's this guy outside, he's Robert Downey Juniored!"

"It's Robert Downey Jr?" Ted asked, having misheard over the drunken gunfire. "I gotta go get his autograph!"

"No!" Billy screamed over the hail of gunfire that met his friend. "No!"

juniorbater 

A guy who strokes himself without coming.
That juniorbater can’t even get himself off
juniorbater by J-niner October 2, 2019

juniored 

to be juniored is to get owned in an argument, to lose a fight, to get punished for being stupid. i.e. "you just got juniored"
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juniored by jnr jnr ward December 15, 2009

Barty Coors Juniored 

This happens when you have a few too many beers at your local bar and are a big fan of the Harry Potter films.
Man, Nick got absolutely Barty Coors Juniored last night at JT's.
Barty Coors Juniored by DrLifePot November 24, 2022

Juniornal 

Some animals are diurnal, being awake during the day, while others are nocturnal, being awake during the night. Juniornal is a term used for animals that are always awake, inspired by junior year and its entailing lack of sleep for students.
Ex 1) Wow I have so much homework; I must be juniornal.

Ex 2) I have three AP tests coming up, looks like I'll need to be juniornal for a few weeks.

Ex 3) I have a track meet and four tests tomorrow... Juniornal lifestyle it is.
Juniornal by Always A. Wake September 30, 2012

Juniored 

You just juniored the joke
Juniored by Juniored August 21, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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