Jungle ass

The feeling which occurs during prolonged ass cheek exposure to rotten, wet vegetation that manifests itself in an intense itching sensation, which gradually turns into unbearable pain. It feels thousands of needles raping your ass cheeks. Most commonly experienced by US Marine infantryman training in Okinawa, Japan during winter months.

Lance Corporal, can I get up to put on my gortex bottoms, I'm having severe jungle ass. There may actually be something in there biting me, possibly a jungle rat eating too many jungle budedas.

Jungle ass by BogeyMan24 January 29, 2015

jungle ass

when you don't wipe your ass completley and later on it gets all itchy and very annoying

i wish it wasn't so hot cause now I have jungle ass, it sucks

jungle ass by nickdwsfwe October 27, 2008

jungle ass

A dilapidating jungle disease

Lauren has jungle ass

jungle ass by wordsmithinindro May 21, 2011

ass jungle

When you have an abundance of hair in your ass crack

Bro, i flipped her over and she had an ass jungle going on!

ass jungle by strick9 February 7, 2015

jingle-ass 

Similar to a dumb-ass. Think of an ass with jingle bells hanging from his behind.

Can you believe he's up there karaoke-ing to ABBA? What a jingle-ass.

jingle-ass by Manimal22 June 13, 2008

jungless 

a Bahamian slang for a wild woman at a party or club who dresses in little to nothing, over accessorizes, has exotic nails and hairstyles. Attire may include bright hues (highlighter colors like green, pink, orange, purple or yellow) WILL have accessories to match. A vulgar woman who may act very promiscuous at a party.

Sheniqua: " I want 3 gold bangels on my right hand and 2 on my left hand "
Devanesha:" You is a real Jungless"

jungless by Sly8121 December 5, 2011

jungless  

pronounced (JUNG-guh-luhs): a girl who possesses the following attributes. Weave a different texture and hair color than their natural hair, CRAZY hairstyles, eyebrows shaved off then drawn back on with the same liner she used for her lips, over-accessorizes with colors that match either her hair, eyeshadow, nails, blouse, leggings, AND shoes, more than one color on the nails or in the hair, wears skimpy clothes, dances like a ghetto whore in the club or at a party, usually loud in speech and behavior

"Did you see that jungless in Cocktails (a jungless club in the Bahamas) on her back while that guy was on top of her?"

"You see that silver ass eyeliner RIGHT under her eyebrow? She is SO jungless."

jungless by Nevar Welluno May 18, 2008