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Junophobia 

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.
Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Junophobia by FuMikechu May 15, 2008

Jewphobia 

noun-the act of being prejudice/paranoid by jewish peoples.
1-"Quick hide your money!"

-"man its just a jew, you got some serious jewphobia goin on!"
Jewphobia by everyone's mom October 24, 2009

Junophobia 

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.
Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Junophobia by FuMikchu May 12, 2008

Jiephobia 

Person 1: I don't like Jie. I have Jiephobia. Especially because he says Bah-sull.
Person 2: Me too. He's also bald.
Jiephobia by baysil October 21, 2022

Jumaphobia 

Don’t tell me if my fly is down, I have jumaphobia.”
Jumaphobia by Major and Kai Wen December 27, 2017
A fear of JFK from Clone High.
Because he's an ugly himbo.
Why do people like this man
"You need to stop being afraid of JFK."

"No, I have a small JFKphobia. He's kinda scary man."
jfkphobia by Dumbash October 16, 2020