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Junophobia 

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.
Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Junophobia by FuMikechu May 15, 2008

Jewphobia 

noun-the act of being prejudice/paranoid by jewish peoples.
1-"Quick hide your money!"

-"man its just a jew, you got some serious jewphobia goin on!"
Jewphobia by everyone's mom October 24, 2009

Junophobia 

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.
Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Junophobia by FuMikchu May 12, 2008

Jiephobia 

The fear of the Twitch Streamer Eijtrooper
Person 1: I don't like Jie. I have Jiephobia. Especially because he says Bah-sull.
Person 2: Me too. He's also bald.
Jiephobia by baysil October 21, 2022

Jumaphobia 

The fear of zippers
“Don’t tell me if my fly is down, I have jumaphobia.”
Jumaphobia by Major and Kai Wen December 27, 2017
A fear of JFK from Clone High.
Because he's an ugly himbo.
Why do people like this man
"You need to stop being afraid of JFK."

"No, I have a small JFKphobia. He's kinda scary man."
jfkphobia by Dumbash October 16, 2020
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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