"you should jizzberry her, she sucks, and she's just waiting for it"

"your mom needs an eye-patch, because i jizzberried her a week ago and shes still hittin' walls"

Jizzberry by adriansucks May 19, 2010

Related Words

julzberry • Jizzberry • jazberry • Jazzberry • Juberry • juneberry • Ju Ju Berry • Jizz-berry-jack-faggot

jazberry

A person, usually a girl, name Jazmyn, Jasmyn, or any other variation of the name.

Simply a nickname.

Hey Jazberry, how was your day?

I wish you wouldn't call me that, it makes me feel round and plump like something that grew on a vine.

jazberry by Jane_Nick November 28, 2009

Juberry

(n.) A jewish person, or someone with a jewfro who robs someone of anything.
(n.) An event where jews come together to celebrate.

Goddamn that juberry with the afrolicious hair who stole my wallet!

Wow, the juberry on saturday is going to be so much fun!

Juberry by Jewish Federation June 28, 2011

JizzBerry

The Yew Tree Berry also known as the precumberry or jizzberry. The flesh of this intense red berry emits a slimy sweet juice once squeezed, gently caress the glowing bulb until the seed pops out onto the ground. The flesh is edible, however it is advised to spit the seed rather than swallow as the outer shell is extremely toxic and may cause hallucinations, death or both, in that order.

I squeezed it too hard and jizzberry juice erupted all over my hand.

JizzBerry by Acidtest25 August 21, 2017

juneberry

a bitchass street

fuck the juneberry

juneberry by bbaattt June 3, 2024

Jazzberry

The epic nickname for Jesper who loves explaining our friendgroup. He truly is chaotic as shit and doesnt give a eeffoc before he had his coffee.

Greetings Jazzberry

Jazzberry by Thundersquirt September 1, 2025

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026