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Juin (pronounced Joon) is a person, generally male, who tries hard (too hard) to impress girls but always fails.

Also, they are usually unsuccessful in many other aspects of life, especially their social lives, and are therefore often referred to as noobs.
1. "Dude, you have no idea how to get a girl's phone number. You're such a Juin!"

2. "Tony never leaves his house, his name should be Juin."
juin by speter03 January 17, 2009
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A man who is either infertile, or has erectile dysfunction (inability to develop or maintain an erection).
Gary never has sexual intercourse because he is a juin.
Thomas and his wife can't have children because Thomas is a juin.
juin by sousuke February 3, 2009
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Juinophobe 

A person who does not like onions and avoids eating them at all times. A true juinofoob would rather starve than eat anything containing a single piece of onion. Should you live with a juinofoob, you will expect criticism if you try to spice up a meal.
The word is derived from Juin, which is a Southern Dutch term for an onion, and should not be confused with juin.
Person 1 : 'Did he seriously remove every small piece of onion from his meatball?'
Person 2: 'That uncultured swine has no understanding of flavour, he is a juinophobe'
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When your tripping balls and you stare at an orange long enough til it turns into a walking orange with eyes and legs.
Holy crap, I just did a juint!
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Juinca is a very beautiful girl. She may look down on herself. But she is amazing and precious. She can brag sometimes, but she is amazing inside and out.
Juinca is a beautiful name as itself

juinor the 

a gay ass 😎
hey have you seen mitchel? hes juinor the

haha i agree
juinor the by imnotreal12345 January 10, 2024
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