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A sexual postion where a male shits and shoots a load on somebodys chest and mixes it with his weiner, giving the impression of a juicemaster juicing machine.
i gave that girl a juicemaster 3000 and she loved it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'